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Weekend To-Dos: Reliving Your Childhood

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Alright fine. I chose this topic for one reason and one reason only. HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS PART ONE IS IN THEATERS TODAY, YOU GUYS. My Hermione costume is out of storage (front of my closet) and dusted off (there wasn't any dust on it) and ready to be worn tonight to my …
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COUGAR CRUISE IS BACK!

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It's that time of year again when the most joyous of celebrations falls upon us. When love and happiness and appreciation for our fellow man is at its highest: yes, you heard me, ITS COUGAR CRUISE TIME. Hosted by the Singles Travel Company and The Society of Single Professionals, the cruise is set to depart …
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Weekend To-Dos: Adventure Edition

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Sometimes after a long monotonous week you just feel like you're in a rut. Perhaps work was stressful or you've just been busy, so now that the weekend is here you want to do something out of the ordinary. Partying every weekend at the same bars, seeing the same people, and then waking up on …
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Weekend To-Dos: VEGAS

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It's the weekend after Halloween, I know, and you might feel like you exerted all your partying muscles last week, but by all the power that is vested in birthday-week-me, I demand that you make this weekend awesome, in honor of yours truly. So in honor of ME, and because there's a heat wave in …
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Things You Don't Need: Celebrity Look-a-like Masks

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I suppose there comes a time in every weirdo's life where they realize, hey, I'm weird, and no one is ever going to accept my weirdness so I guess I might as well just take the crazy train to Nutsville. I imagine that's why hoarding and Real Girls and Second Life exist, and that would …
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Things You Don't Need: Glittery Poop

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Hey Earth. How're things? I know you were working through that whole oil spill or whatever... that going well? No? Well anyway - quick question: Do you ever look at our man made things like Vajazzling and Real Housewives and KFC Double Downs and think, maybe you're kind of over us? Like, maybe after taking …
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Lifestyle Food & Drink

The Halloween Treats That Will Make You Fat

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I'm not the biggest candy fan, to be honest. I mean, obviously it's delicious and if you hand fed me Reeses peanut butter cups I wouldn't be like, "OH GOD, PLEASE GOD STOP THIS IS TORTUUUURE UUUGH," but I might be like, "Um okay yeah I've had enough" after 2 or 3 because that junk …
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Lifestyle Style & Wear

Victoria's Secret Has a $2 Million Bra

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In honor of the unfairly sexy Adriana Lima and the premiere of Victoria's Secret's 2 million dollar "Bombshell Fantasy" bra, BCU has decided to share with you the 5 things you could do with the same amount of money. Because not only do we love insanely unnecessary displays of wealth, but also making you feel …
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Pornkins - Yes, they Exist.

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Pumpkins are sooo boring. Just because some people are able to turn them into 1970s era remarkable works of art, for the most part they are dumb and messy and they get all rotten by Thanksgiving and sometimes little teenage bastards take them off your porch and throw them in the street because they're getting …
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This Sandwich Will Kill You

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Never mind that it's almost Halloween and you may or may not be squeezing into some skin-tight, sausage casing of a costume, or that this year, you're really trying to keep off any winter weight, OR that too much greasy food makes your T-zone break out - you shouldn't eat The Fat Sandwich (from the …
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