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Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right? RIGHT? Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don't, because EW.

Someone on Reddit.com spotted this, um, unfortunately placed signage in front of a mall in Midtowne, South Carolina, and brought it to all of our attentions. I hope they rearrange those signs soon. Although I guess Kohl's Dick's Staples isn't all that much better...

You know when people use the phrase, "You need another [whatever] like I need CANCER" (I don't know if it's cancer, it might be a black eye or a hole in the head but for for the sake of this post let's go with cancer*)? Well, they should just stop using that phrase for anything …

We've seen some pretty awesome Avatar costumes for Halloween this year that rival the actual CGI characters in the movie. There are movie SFX quality prosthetics and body painters out there that will make you more Na'vi than Jake Sully ever was. This costume, on the other hand, has a couple problems: 1) Are those …

With Halloween approaching, we know there are a lot of choices one should consider before officially deciding on a costume. Will it be serious or funny? Sexy or silly? A poignant portrayal of the very first African American president who, whether you agree with his platforms or not, can only be considered one of the …

You know when someone hands you their business card, and you're like, this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so …

even this guy isn't safe. img via jimfairthorneTime to do a complete swipe of your laptops, everyone. According to Gawker, "U.S. companies are tracking porn downloads from networks like BitTorrent, and experts say they are easy prey for hackers."ACS: Law, an anti-piracy firm in the UK, has for a while used less than admirable tactics …