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Weekend To-Dos: End of the World Edition

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Someone in the BCU offices is trying to convince me, as I type, that the mass suicide of avian and water creatures in the past week is not some work of Mother Nature, attempting to frighten us into packing our bags and moving to Mars, and is instead just a fluke. Luckily, I won't believe …
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3 Reasons to Believe The End is Coming

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I don't know if you've been reading the newspaper/staring blankly at the morning news because you don't have a job, but you might have noticed that some strange things have been happening since the clock turned midnight on New Years Eve. Many people are looking to divine sources for reasoning, others are claiming it's just …
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Happy New Year From BCU!

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We're about to jet off from the offices for a weekend of debauchery, but we'd like to wish all the readers a VERY happy and SAFE New Year. May 2011 blow 2010 right outta the water!
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New Decade's Resolutions: Part 2

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Alright, people, there are two days left until the new year, and it's time to get those resolutions down on paper or laptop or damp napkin at a bar. And while our New Decade's Resolutions from yesterday were concentrated on health and strength so as to survive what is surely to be the end of …
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Hooters Girls Hit Aspen

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Being a born-n-raised San Diego-ite, I tend to scoff at snow. I mean, who wants to be in the snow? It's frozen water, why would you want to be surrounded by frozen water? Secondly, I've never big a big fan of Hooters, because I don't understand how a multi-million dollar corporation can't upgrade the uniforms …
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BCU New Decade's Resolutions

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I've never really been one to make New Years Resolutions. Not that I've never had massive life adjustments that needed to be made, but hey, who has ever kept a New Years Resolution in their life, right? Right? Don't answer that. Anyway, we at BCU figured that in such dire times (economic crisis, war, Wikileaks, …
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Weekend To-Dos: NERD TIME

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Winter is back in San Diego and it's like 65 outside so basically freezing so I'm not going to brag this week about living in San Diego. Because it's freezing? Is it freezing where you live too? I bet it is. I bet it's like, 65 degrees out, and freezing. Right? Right Chicago? Like 65 …
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How To: Survive Your Office Holiday Party

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img via slate As the days of December creep by, small businesses around the country are beginning to plan their holiday parties: putting up culturally-unspecific decorations in case that new tech support guy is Jewish, handing out Secret Santa cards, and putting plastic on all the chairs in case of spills/uncontrolled vomit. And although it …
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Weekend To-Dos: Summer in December Edition

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It's slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. It's slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. Yeah, just thought you might want to read that again to remind yourself that we at BCU kiiiiind of live in the best …
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Weekend To-Dos: FREEZING AS SIBERIA Edition

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Look, I know it's not even really technically winter. I also am fully aware that I live in one of the most moderate climates in America and that right now half the country is under like, 45 feet of snow. Relatively speaking, though, it is friggin' cold up in hurr. Unfortunately, because of said moderate-climate, …
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