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I hope everyone has brought out their disaster supplies, including canned goods and water bottles and InTouch magazines because FACEBOOK IS DOWN. Everyone calm down, it’s going to be okay. Stop mashing refresh because all you’re doing is causing an unnecessary panic for you and everyone around you. For now, let’s stop thinking about it. …

The only good thing that comes out of a crappy summer (or lack there of) is the happiness you draw from Fall television coming back and making it okay to sit on your couch for hours at a time. This year is no exception... here are BCU's top 5 picks to watch this fall. 1) …

As the BCU staff digs up their football jerseys and starts stocking the communal lunch fridge with beer (seriously guys, where am I supposed to keep my carrot sticks), we come to realize that a new age is upon us. Fantasy football strategy sites are added to the Bookmarks bar, and office pranks begin to …

In recent Never-Saw-That-Coming news, the vuvuzela, the African horn-like instrument that tops the International List of Annoying Instruments (even above bagpipes!), is officially banned from European soccer matches. According to the UEFA, "In the specific context of South Africa, the vuvuzela adds a touch of local flavor and folklore, but UEFA feels that the instrument's …

This sign is clearly from the 1980s, and here is how I can tell: 1)"Use"? People don't use internet porn. Porn doesn't walk away after you've fapped to it and feel dirty and taken advantage of. Porn is using you, if anything. You watch porn. Enjoy porn. Maybe you even experience porn if you're one …

Assuming you don't live in a wifi-less cave somewhere, you're probably aware that football, the almighty sport of American-icity, the most joyous time of year and the most impeccable display of manhood and athleticism that exists in our fine nation, is almost here. And that means: fantasy football draft parties. And in this time of …