BCU Hotties

TextsFromLastNight is a brilliant website that allows people to send in their drunk and/or hungover text messages for the world to marvel at. Not only are they funny, but they provide quite an ego-boost, knowing that even if you got pretty tipsy last night, you didn't drink frog urine for 5 bucks. Considering the recent …

Check out this awesome video where Mo takes his new 2010 Porsche Techart Magnum to a legal street race versus a Nissan ricer at Qualcomm stadium. In case you're wondering, Porsche Techart Magnum is basically a modified Cayenne Turbo S with 680 hp (aka fastest SUV in the world). It's almost sad to watch.

That's right, guys. You're gonna have to keep that in mind the next time you send a booty call message to a sexy single on OBC. When they come over and you inevitably get to some mind-blowing boot-knockin', make sure you keep it down. According to a court in New Jersey, loud sex is enough …

Are you a particularly nefarious, multi-millionaire professional golfer who enjoys dozens of mistresses at once while keeping your unfairly sexy Swedish wife around too? Probably not. But if you've got his tendencies (cheating, lying, Ambien problem, etc), you might want to download this new iPhone app; "Tiger Text," which you can program to automatically delete …

Sure, Germany was the launching point of one of the most detestable wars this Earth has or ever will see, but that aside, the Germans have given us some great stuff. The first automobile, beer, sausage, Oktoberfest (beer), birth control, beer... I mean, really, could you conduct yourself for a day without the many inventions …