BCU Hotties

There are things in life that cannot be unseen. War photos, the creepy music video for the Hot Chip song "I Feel Better", and Joe Theismann's leg break back in December of 1985 are all on my personal list. And now, by some evil twist of fate, I have another. The photo below, which, on …

We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site …

Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" speech that we all knew and hated at age …

Let's hope your favorite brew isn't Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won't be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike... can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and …

Remember Tiger Woods? And that thing he did? I don't know, some boring garbage about a couple affairs or whatever? It's all a dull haze now that we have Sandra Bullock and her unfaithful headcase neo-Nazi husband. We Americans are great at forgiveness if someone else does something worse than you! Anyway, Tiger Woods had …

When I was in middle school and we started going through the "sex talks," no one I knew had a cell phone. My uncle had a car phone, but even that didn't really work ever. So our safe sex talks in class consisted of "hey don't have sex" and "if you do wear a condom." …

Somebody in the UK seriously loves their dildos!! An anonymous bidder (surprise, surprise) paid a whopping £3,600 (over $5 grand) for a pair of wooden phallus-shaped carvings that apparently date back to the 1700s. One is 10 inches long and the other is 11, not including the testicles. Although we'd rather not picture what this …

TextsFromLastNight is a brilliant website that allows people to send in their drunk and/or hungover text messages for the world to marvel at. Not only are they funny, but they provide quite an ego-boost, knowing that even if you got pretty tipsy last night, you didn't drink frog urine for 5 bucks. Considering the recent …