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Why MySpace is Dead

MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of my favorites. However, as Facebook expanded from just the college crowd to businesses and eventually anyone with …
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Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

Parisian designer Rick Owen (Rick Owens? That's like, the least French name I've ever heard) just came up with a fascinating piece of furniture: a 2 ton bed made with alabaster, bronze and marble, called Pavane for a Dead Princess, which sounds exactly like a place that you'd die in your sleep. It may seem …
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Gold ATM Built in Abu Dhabi

I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold. Maybe I need to rephrase that for you. There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which …
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Maxim's Hot 100 List

Every year the BCU staff celebrates two major literary holidays. Of course I am speaking of the releases of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and it's counterpart, Maxim's Hot 100 List. We sit around the conference table by candlelight, sipping tea and exclaiming triumphantly with each turn of a page. Until this year. Sports Illustrated …
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5 Obnoxious People You Meet at Beer Bars

Over this past weekend, I had the unfortunate experience of getting dragged to a beer bar with some friends. Alright, dragged might be a bit of an over-statement, but I sure would have rather gone somewhere else. However, the night proved to be successful in a couple ways- a) I ate a phenomenal grilled cheese, …
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Booty Beanbags

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …
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The Vegan Strip Club

You know how when you're at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper's leather nipple tassles are? And you're like, "Ugh, I can't even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts …
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