Cars & Rides

If you had told me that it'd be 2011 and we still wouldn't be living in floating glass bauble houses with robot maids, flying cars and brain internet, I'd have slapped you in your dumb face. And yet, fast forward through years of horrible haircuts and ugly outfits and HERE I AM, LIVING IN A …

Fancy cars scare me. One time my friend asked me to back her Lexus out of a parking spot and I practically had an anxiety attack. Considering my car has about the same resale value as a half-eaten Twinkie, I treat nice cars like gold wrapped Faberge eggs on wheels. As you might guess, just …

There are many reasons why I should never own a fancy car. For one, I love eating messy cheeseburgers while driving. For two, I like drinking caramel macchiatos out of lidless cups while making wide turns. And for THREE, I am just a plain old bad driver. But for those reasons, I would never even …

See that thing? The thing that looks like it might have come from Grand Theft Auto after running over three hookers and crashing into several other vehicles? That thing? That piece of s*** up there? Yep. That one. It costs $150,000. This is not a joke, I am not kidding.It's apparently called a "rat-rod," and …

After losing over a hundred MILLION dollars because of dumb choices in his personal life, Tiger Woods was apparently in need of a little cash moneys to pay for (I'm guessing here) Ambien and golf balls, because he's selling his $25 million yacht, "Privacy." Yes, the one that he famously spent a lot of time …

San Diego is a huge tourist spot, so during the summer our downtown quarter becomes a veritable United Nations of travelers. Europeans, South Americans, Asians and everywhere in between are represented, walking around taking photos and enjoying the sights and hot spots. Sometimes you can tell when they're tourists from pretty far away because they …