Cars & Rides

Top 5 Cars to Get Booty In

It's been a long time since high school, and by association my last discrete car hookup, but we all have to reminisce occasionally about how exciting and dangerous it felt gettin' down in the back of your date's Geo Metro (or whatever your first car was) a few blocks away from your parents' house. Luckily, …
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Top Dream Cars for 2011

2010 been pretty tough for the American economy. Just about every industry took a hit (except the war industry but let's not get started on that), and it really made an impact of the well being of our citizens. Thanks to some selfish, repulsive, and small-penis-evident activity by the US banking system, especially, many people …
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FLYING CARS ARE HERE.

If you'd asked me as a kid what the world would be like in 2010, I'd have been like, "watch that documentary the Jetsons. It explains everything." Fast forward 15 years and here I sit, and my computer still isn't a hologram and I don't have a robot maid and my car still drives on …
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Street Legal Tron Lightcycles Are Here!

You can buy some weird-ass junk on eBay these days. 1980s Mariah Carey tapes, someone's bloody mattress, or even Sharon Osbourne's breast implants. You know, just in case you're an avid collector of menopausal wife-of-a-rock-star celebrity plastic surgery accessories, it's really a priceless set. However, eBay has recently acquired some totally rad new merch. In …
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The New York Subway is Having a Bad Day

Silly New York mass transit system sign creator, you obviously haven't been following internet trends, have you? I will assume you also don't know what LOL, LMAO, WTF, SMH is, but that's precisely what I'm thinking about you. However, perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you know exactly what I'm talking about, and this whole "change the …
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The World's Worst Women Drivers

As a woman, I constantly have to witness those of my own gender reinforcing stereotypes that make us look like terrible, materialistic airheads. You always hear women saying, "I wish that people cared more about my brains and less about my looks," and then five minutes later on national television a candidate for Miss Teen …
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Topless Sledding

Sure, Germany was the launching point of one of the most detestable wars this Earth has or ever will see, but that aside, the Germans have given us some great stuff. The first automobile, beer, sausage, Oktoberfest (beer), birth control, beer... I mean, really, could you conduct yourself for a day without the many inventions …
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Why Driving the Lexus RX350 is Better Than Six Flags

Of all the high-end cars on the road, Lexuses are probably the most demure, unexciting looking ones. Unlike their German counterparts, they aren't flashy and aren't nearly as head turning... in fact, we might go so far as to say they're a little bit boring. However, the guys at Asylum test drove the new Lexus …
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