Food & Drink

Sexy 70s Perrier Ad

Ah, the 70s. The peace and love of the 60s was dying out in America, marijuana had lost some of its excitement and the onset of disco lead to more interest in cocaine and ecstasy. The sexual freedom movement had also started to wane, and people started wearing things that looked like this. It was …
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47-Layer Dip For the Super Bowl - Too Much, Or Just Enough?

The countdown has begun to the biggest sports celebration of the year - no, not the Stanley Cup, Canada, THE SUPER BOWL. And of course, along with worrying about that $400 bet you made in Vegas last weekend and wondering if Beyonce is really going to reunite Destiny's Child on stage, you might be thinking …
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Reason #2945 Not to Eat at KFC

As a kid, I admit I had what some might call an "sick obsession with" but I call an "affinity for" Kentucky Fried Chicken. Back in the day the place delivered in my area, so many nights when my parents went out and left me with cash for dinner I'd immediately hit up the KFChizzle …
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The Most Depressing Nacho Recipe Ever

It's Wednesday, which means we can all take a deep breath because we're almost through the post-Thanksgiving depression period. If you're anything like me, you mourned the last of the Thanksgiving leftovers Monday night by halfheartedly slurping cranberry sauce (GROSS. WHAT A NIGHTMARE.) watching reruns of Game of Thrones, and going to bed at 8 …
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NO THANKS: Denny's New Hobbit-Themed Meals

Let's be honest: we're all guilty of craving Denny's sometimes. Sure, their "meals" are about the caloric equivalency of a normal person's breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, AND dessert, but goddamnit if a Grand Slam doesn't sound DELICIOUS every once in a while. And remember when they came up with the Fried Cheese Sandwich, a meal …
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World's Most Expensive Drink

A couple questions: 1) Do you think that thing tastes good? Or does it taste like 730 year old stale liquor? 2) Do you think these people wipe their asses with $100 bills? 3) What kind of conversations do you think Salvatore and his family have over dinner? 4) How many pictures can you take …
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No Thank You: Holiday Flavored Pringles

This November, when you're stocking up on your weekly supply of Pringles (plain, sour cream and onion, and cheddar, obviously) you might notice something strange in the snack aisle. Something that might look a little bit like this: Let's all say it together shall we? NO. NO THANK YOU. I mean, I'm not even a …
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German Booze is Poured Over Models' Bodies -NSFW

NSFW! NSFW! DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOUR EMPLOYER IS OKAY WITH NAKED BOOBS! MINE IS! I LOVE MY JOB! Oh, and in case your first thought was "ew," don't worry. According to G-Spirts, they "conform to [the public health department's] requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay …
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Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Tonight is the night we all totally forgot was going to happen have been waiting for. THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, STARRING MITT ROMNEY AND PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. Of course, this is the time to see if the candidates are able to coherently explain their platforms and their plans to help Americans …
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