Food & Drink

Maybe a cream-cheese-and-honey-mustard-chicken pizza crust is acceptable in the Middle East, where people are normal sized and aren't constantly washing down their diabetes medication with a glass of mayonnaise, but please, oh Pizza Hut Gods, don't bring this overseas. We just don't have enough room anymore.

Legacy embedded media You guys, summer is coming to a close. I feel like it was just yesterday that I was like, "WILL SUMMER EVER COME GOOD GOD," and now, POOF, we're in the second half of August and I can see the freezing death of winter on the horizon. UGHHHHH. It's Friday, though, so …

Disclaimer: although I fully support the comedy in this hilarious review of Five Guys burgers by YouTuber Daym Drops, I would just like to let it be known that west coast chain In-n-Out is clearly, undeniably, unquestionably, without-a-doubt a better cheese burger than Five Guys'. In fact, it's not even fair to compare them because …

It's Friday, folks, which means one thing - the weekend is FINALLY HERE! Time to shed off those unflattering work slacks and pull on your sexy weekend club attire. Put down your paperwork and get your dance on. Drop your thirteenth cup of coffee and pick up a cocktail! What you SHOULDN'T do, though, is …

Every day while sleepily typing this blog, I try and put myself in the mindset of the reader - what would he/she want to read about? What issues/celebrity nip-slips are they most interested in? How many videos of terrible music videos can they handle in the span of a year? However, in the case of …

Upon the advent of TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesday, I've been feeling recently like Monday needs something bright and cheery to detract from the daily grind of icky, awful, and straight-up unbearable that I normally throw at you. Perhaps something like "Kama Sutra Monday" where we share a sex position from the historically …

Real quick tangent back to yesterday's post about my Spirit Airlines/missing luggage/worst Monday morning ever incident: It should also be noted that while on a layover in Las Vegas at 7 am, I was forced to eat a WHOPPER from Burger King for breakfast. At the time, sleepy, hungover, and starving, the burger was like …

If you haven't been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more disgusting. I always need input from you, my fantastic readers, and this Which is …