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Food & Drink

Women Are Drinking Horse Semen Now

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I remember a few years ago when I was watching "Rich Girls" (one of those first reality shows that celebrated the copious wealth and selfishness of the privileged few in America) and one of the stars excitedly shared about how her mom and dad use a cream on their eyes made of the foreskin cut …
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Deep Fried Kool-Aid

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Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair:DEEP FRIED KOOL-AID.Yep, …
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Awesome Beer Ad

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[begin San Diego Tourism advertisement ] San Diego has officially been rated in the top 10 cities in America for beer for the past five years. Our multiple breweries and fantastic beer bars (combined with phenomenal weather to enjoy both of them in) have finally landed us on the map for something other than crappy …
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Drunk Obama

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Legacy embedded media Team Coco scores again!This hilarious clip from Conan O'Brien offers a look into what our Commander in Chief might look like after one too many Guinesses! Can't you totally imagine him getting this sloshed after he received word that Seal Team 6 had killed Osama bin Laden and dancing around the White …
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Sexy Pizza Movie

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It is very rare that I find myself speechless. Considering I write for a living, you can imagine that I'm practically bursting at the seams with opinions on just about everything, from politics to sports (haha jk) to current events and celebrity gossip. I pretty much have something to say about everything ever, whether or …
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Sexy Chocolate Ad OR PORN?

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We've all known that "sex sells" since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they've taken that phrase and, well, "blown it out of proportion" would be a kind way to put it. With sexed up commercials for everything from cars to cologne to …
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Cupcake Flavored Vodka

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As a person who could probably eat an entire can of Pringles in a sitting (and by 'could probably' I mean 'has on several occasions'), I've never really understood the excitement behind cupcakes. They are way too sweet, they give me a tummy ache, and should only ever be consumed one at a time instead …
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Weed Card

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I actually didn't know that today was 4/20 until I was sending a very work-related, non-marijuana-themed e-mail this morning, so as you might guess I am not exactly UP TO DATE on weed culture. All I know is that today is Hitler's birthday, 4/20, and the date that the highly-anticipated game Portal 2 came out, …
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Burger King Meat Monster

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Ah, the Meat Monster. The same title I've heard given to Pamela Anderson's lady parts is now also the very appropriate name for a burger being released in Japanese Burger Kings. The Meat Monster is composed of a basic Whopper, two cheese slices, three strips of bacon, a second beef patty and a Tendergrill Chicken …
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Grasshoppers, Nails, Push Pins Found in Cafeteria Food

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that BCU is WINNING! when it comes to predictions. For example, remember when we said 2011 was going to be Year of the Public Brawl and then it totally, totally was? Obviously we were also right about this year being the year of finding sh** …
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