Food & Drink

Fried Cheese Sandwich = Death

You know how sometimes you're like, "having to walk myself through Wal Mart all the time is so hard!" and "all this regular breathing and blood pumping is a real drag!" because you're a generally fit person who isn't 500 pounds and can fit in most booths at restaurants? Well, your troubles are over today, …
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FINALLY! BEERSICLES!

With San Diego's weather finally returning to its normal August blazing inferno of death heat (85 degrees), I have started to notice that beers aren't staying as cold as they did a couple weeks ago, when the wind and sleet was colder than Siberian temperatures (65 degrees, partly cloudy). Backyard BBQs and house party aftermaths …
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World's Strongest Beer. In a Squirrel.

If someone had told me a few years ago that my favorite dessert in the year 2010 would no longer be chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches, I'd have slapped them across their dirty face. And yet, here I am in the year 2010 admitting that my new favorite dessert is the unexplainable, irresistible Guinness …
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Carls Jr. Creates Footlong Cheeseburgers

In "America is a country of fatties" news, Carl's Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It's called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it's essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar …
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Food Porn -- NSFW (ish?)

I don't know about you, but whenever I'm in the kitchen making some grub, all I can think is how funny it would be to stick together random food items so that they look like people and then make said people do the nasty and then take pictures and turn it into a .gif file. …
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The "Grim Eater" Storms Funeral Home

Wedding Crashers is quite possibly one of my favorite comedies of all time. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn kept me in hysterics from minute one to the closing credits, and the Will Ferrell cameo at the end put the icing on the cake. If you'll recall, Will plays Chazz- the founder and by far most …
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3 Drinks To Avoid Before Summer

Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn't suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it's sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a …
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The World Cup Drinking Game

YOU GUYS. The World Cup is in like 2 weeks! Aren't you so excited?! I AM SO EXCITED. Okay, I'm lying. I had to go to the FIFA website to even figure out when the World Cup started, and to know where it was hosted (South Africa, hey-oh!). However, it would be an understatement to …
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