Food & Drink

2011 is apparently not only the year of the public brawl, but it also year of the "people finding the most disgusting thing I can imagine in their drinks." First we had that lady who found a condom in her (barf) sour milk, and now we have Vitaliy Sulzhik from Washington who found (double barf) …

Well now, if this isn't the universe's most obvious, blatant, in-your-face warning to not marry a woman, I could not possibly guess what is. According to the Metro, Chidi Ogbuta, of Dallas Texas, decided that for the renewing of their vows with her husband, she wanted a giant, lifesize cake modeled after herself. And guess …

Well, my creepy friend's wish has come true: and no, not that they would make a Gummi Bears live-action film... A London based restaurant called Icecreamists has made breast milk ice cream. The dessert, which was produced by women answering an ad on a pregnant mothers' forum, is called Baby Gaga, and sells for about …

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Sure, it's unfortunate that this Brach's candy heart had to found by a Ciara Bush, a 12 year old girl in California. And sure it was probably the product of an over-worked, under-paid immigrant in a factory somewhere who had been told he'd lose his job if any more hearts came out as triangles.But can …

img via Timothy A. Clary, AFP/Getty Images I am like a giddy child today, excited off my ass that tonight is the glory and the pinnacle of all television: THE VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW! KATY PERRY! BOOBS! CLASSY LINGERIE! KATY PERRY'S BOOBS IN CLASSY LINGERIE! That's right, everyone, gather your friends and family because this …

Assuming that you're not a NWO-fearing cabin dweller, you've probably heard of the drink Four Loko. But if you haven't, let me give you the run down: Four Loko is a caffeine infused alcoholic beverage, said to have the strength of three cups of coffee and three beers, all in one 23.5 ounce, $2.50 can, …

November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson's victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we've begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from …

I'm not the biggest candy fan, to be honest. I mean, obviously it's delicious and if you hand fed me Reeses peanut butter cups I wouldn't be like, "OH GOD, PLEASE GOD STOP THIS IS TORTUUUURE UUUGH," but I might be like, "Um okay yeah I've had enough" after 2 or 3 because that junk …