Style & Wear

What NOT to Be This Halloween: Obama Mask

With Halloween approaching, we know there are a lot of choices one should consider before officially deciding on a costume. Will it be serious or funny? Sexy or silly? A poignant portrayal of the very first African American president who, whether you agree with his platforms or not, can only be considered one of the …
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Meme Halloween Costume Ideas

Yes, what you're seeing is real: there is an Antoine Dodson Halloween costume on sale. Assuming you have the internet and annoying friends who send you links a hundred times, you've heard of the guy and know of his oratory skills ("Obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park"), and also know that by like, …
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The Awkward Situation

Oh dear, Snookie would not be pleased. The below photo isn't just a hilarious homage to style of the nineties, and a harsh reminder that at one point turtlenecks (rather snug ribbed ones, at that) were stylish, but also that our favorite douche bag straight from the Jersey Shore was at one point NOT a …
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Super Sexy CPR

Forget old 80s VHS tapes with men in Coke-bottle glasses and salmon colored shirts, because this video, made by the Canadian Fortnight Lingerie company, is far and beyond the best CPR instructional video we've seen in... well, more than a fortnight, that's for sure. It stars two unbelievably hot ladies clad only in bras and …
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Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

Parisian designer Rick Owen (Rick Owens? That's like, the least French name I've ever heard) just came up with a fascinating piece of furniture: a 2 ton bed made with alabaster, bronze and marble, called Pavane for a Dead Princess, which sounds exactly like a place that you'd die in your sleep. It may seem …
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Justin Bieber's Tattoo is Real

Rumors have been flying among Justin-Bieberaholics worldwide that the young pop star may have gotten a tattoo! A TATTOO, PEOPLE! Could there possibly be any news in the world that is more important than this? I THINK NOT. Luckily, the editors over at BestWeekEver have obtained photographic proof that indeed, the 16 year old ambiguous-looking …
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Booty Beanbags

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …
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