Style & Wear

Perfectly Accurate Hoodie

I am gonna go ahead and take a shot in the dark and say that this is officially the most perfectly accurate sports sweatshirt in the history of hoodies. Observe: Tough-ass colors? CHECK. Exactly correct spelling of sports team's name? CHECK. 100% acceptable depiction of team's mascot? CHECK. and the ultimate question: IS IT VELOUR? …
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World's Most Patriotic and/or Idiotic Wedding Gown

I am a sucker for a deal, which is why I am not allowed at Costco. "17 POUNDS OF CHEESE FOR ONLY 10 BUCKS?" "Why would you ever need that much cheese?" "BECAUSE TEN BUCKS." So I can see how some of our more, howshallIsay, "midwestern" friends who were looking to get married (barf barf) …
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Tajazzle: Things You Don't Need

TGIF, STUDENTS! Today, we're gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 "Thing You Don't Need" of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the market, with such travesties as naked cross-stitch pillows to pills that make your poop glittery to drive-through sex …
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Things You Don't Need:Porno Pillows (NSFW)

If there is one statement in the history of decor conversations that has never been uttered, it would probably be, "Boy oh boy, I sure miss the interior design trends of the late 1970s." The fact is, no one after the 70s thought cross stitch and shag carpet and mustards with rust orange was anything …
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Magnetic Lingerie

In a world full of bad ideas, like, say, orally sodomizing a dog or kissing a hooker, it's always nice to find out that there are still a few great ideas out there that absolutely couldn't go wrong.Enter Magnetic Lingerie, developed by Parisian underwear designer Lingerie Dement. The bras and panties in the collection are …
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Victoria's Secret Has a $2 Million Bra

In honor of the unfairly sexy Adriana Lima and the premiere of Victoria's Secret's 2 million dollar "Bombshell Fantasy" bra, BCU has decided to share with you the 5 things you could do with the same amount of money. Because not only do we love insanely unnecessary displays of wealth, but also making you feel …
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Things You Don't Need: This Jizz Necklace

Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right? RIGHT? Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don't, because EW.
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Things You Don't Need: Smoking Mittens

You know when people use the phrase, "You need another [whatever] like I need CANCER" (I don't know if it's cancer, it might be a black eye or a hole in the head but for for the sake of this post let's go with cancer*)? Well, they should just stop using that phrase for anything …
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What NOT To Be For Halloween: This Creepy Avatar Costume

We've seen some pretty awesome Avatar costumes for Halloween this year that rival the actual CGI characters in the movie. There are movie SFX quality prosthetics and body painters out there that will make you more Na'vi than Jake Sully ever was. This costume, on the other hand, has a couple problems: 1) Are those …
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