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Fox Fur Merkins: No Thank You

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I generally don't agree with PETA - their over-the-top methods and "sexy" campaigns are the worst, even if they do have good intentions. However, I definitely agree with their stance against this new fad coming from (shocker!) Real Housewives of NYC star Cindy Barshop, whose waxing salon is now offering FOX FUR and BIRD FEATHER …
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Pajama Jeans for Men: No Thank You

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Don't get me wrong. I understand that the concept of buying infomercial products is sort of... "ironic." Like, "hahaha, look what I got for you as a joke! You can't complain about it because it's a joke and remember how funny the commercial was?" I know this to be true because I received THREE SNUGGIES …
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Which Angel Was the Hottest?

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Last night's VS fashion show, as per usual, was chock full of stunning models in various levels of undress, making the boys drool and the ladies jealous with their fantastic bodies and sexy lingerie. With so many different models to ogle, it seems almost impossible to choose the hottest one, doesn't it? However, we want …
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Best Halloween Costume Ever

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I know that you were really excited to shock your friends and neighbors and possibly be excommunicated from your township for wearing one of our YIKES costumes of 2011, but honestly, I must concede the "best costume ever" award to this guy: Brilliant. Not only does he meet the "any race but white" adoption requirement …
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Top Five YIKES Costumes of 2011

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What is a "yikes" costume, you ask? Simple: it's anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT …
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Cow Nipple Evening Gown

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Sure, why not. Hey, I'm all for respecting the animal and using all of it (although I personally will not be eating the sphincter), and let's be honest, Rachel Friere's cow nipple idea isn't any worse than anything we've seen Lady Gaga wear in the past. And ACTUALLY, those little cow nips kinda look like …
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Safeway In Baltimore is the Best Place to Check Out Booty in Yoga Pants

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You didn't think we'd forget that it's National Booty Awareness month, did you? And we're in luck, today we barely had to make four clicks before we found something bootylicious to post about, although you might be surprised: The Canton Safeway near Baltimore Maryland. WHAT? WHAT? Yep, you heard us - according to this item …
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Tom Brady for UGGs

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I am confused. Is there some sort of secret pact among NFL quarterbacks to see who can endorse the most embarrassing product? I mean, it made sense when Brett Favre was the face of Wrangler, because he is 98 and old people love Wranglers, and then Tim Tebow did that anti-abortion thing during the Super …
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Real Life Marty McFly Shoes

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That's right - Nike is releasing a real life pair of the MAGs, the sweet shoes Marty McFly (played by Michael J. Fox) wore in the hit trilogy, Back to the Future back in the eighties. Somehow, I was not super intrigued by these, until I found out that there are only 1500 pairs of …
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NSFW - Most Terrifying Man-kini You Will Ever See

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Before we begin, please ensure all riders have their hands and arms inside the vehicle. We will be traveling at high speeds into vomit-land and may experience some stomach-churning loops in the form of stunningly unattractive man ass, balls, and shaft.For the safety of all riders and the computer in front of them, please be …
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