Style & Wear

Legacy embedded media Via the seller's site: "We're famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex. Guys wear our "lap dance pants" in place of their underwear when they're getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers: "Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down." …

Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. I'm sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone's spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to …

Happy Monday morning, everyone! Ready to get this day started? How about some fashion advice? As everyone knows now, skinny jeans are THE DEAL. Where once flared or baggy or bell-bottoms reigned supreme, now skinny jeans are basically it. For everyone. Men, women, and oddly enough even babies. And have you noticed they've started to …

Sometimes you wake up in the morning, and look in the mirror and think "ugh," and then your day just tumbles into a miserable dump from there. You stub your toe on the coffee table (who thought it was a good idea to put hardwood in a place where you have your feet ALL THE …

QUICKLY - SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND THEN SOME MORE SO HE CAN CREATE ONE OF THESE FOR EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET. HE IS THE HERO WE WANT AND NEED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG!!!!!!

GOOD MOOOOORNING, VIETNA-MONDAY! That joke isn't funny. I'm sorry. I had a long weekend of not taking my own advice. Pretend that never happened. Let's get this WTF-party started! This new ad from Marc Jacobs, purveyor of delicious smelling perfumes and TO DIE FOR PURSES, SERIOUSLY UUNNNNGH, has come out with a new ad for …

Happy Halloween, everyone! In the light of the tragic events that have unfolded on the East Coast, the internet is not its usual "hilarious video related to the current holiday" self. In fact, the whole web has been pretty quiet for the past few days. The whole Gawker network is operating through a backup site, …