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Would You Wear Glenn Beck Jeans?

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Today is apparently "Things No One Ever Asked For Day," because on top of hearing about the world's oldest and most expensive cocktail, I just learned that Glenn Beck, noted asshat and SNL gold mine, has decided to design his own line of jeans. No. Stop laughing. STOP! This isn't a joke!! No seriously, I …
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A Tribute to Dirndls at Oktoberfest

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Ah yes, October. Halloween, pumpkin lattes, and of course, Oktoberfest. Celebrated for 16 days from late-September to the first weekend of October in Germany, Oktoberfest is a celebration of the three tenets of German culture: Beer, beer, and beer. And bratwursts. But mostly beer (you wonder why we had beer on the brain earlier today?). …
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Junk Jeans

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Women have long been wearing undergarments to enhance their figures... from push-up bras to the strange and somewhat icky land of Spanx, underwear that act like a corset to squeeze women's bodies into more thin, feminine shapes. I've always thought it was kind of a weird idea... because once guys get a girl home, strip …
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Adidas Pulls Shackle Shoes From Shelves

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I guess technically these shoes never MADE it to the shelves, but you catch my drift. After Adidas shared the first glimpses of their new line of "JS Roundhouse Mids," aka Shackle Shoes, the criticism began to pour in. According to Gawker, many took offense to the shoes for looking like a "slavery line" and …
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Would You Party at an Underwater Bar?

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Sure, it might just be a commercial for waterproof watches. But I'm sure there is some coked-up promoter in Queens who saw this commercial and is currently looking up the liability laws for people drowning in the middle of a Trey Songz hump fest. So, would you?
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Ugg Wedding Boots: No Thank You

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You know, it's totally your choice if you wanna get married. I know we talk a lot about being anti-marriage, but it's really the establishment that bothers us- people getting married because they feel like it's "the right thing to do," realizing they weren't "meant to be," and then getting divorced and having their lives …
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The Perfect Lingerie Ad

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Although the commenters at BuzzFeed believe the ad is "silly," "sexist," and "dumb as sh*t," we LOVE it. You're doing God's work, Agent Provocateur. And actress? A+.
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No Thank You: America Sunglasses

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You know how sometimes it's all bright out, and your eyes hurt so you put on your sunglasses and it's like "ahh, yeah that's way better," but in your head you're kind of disappointed because your sunglasses aren't in an awkward, uncomfortable shape of a continent formed by millions and millions of years of erosion …
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Lebron James Carrying a Purse

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I would like to say, "WHAT A DOUCHE, CARRYING THAT TINY PURSE!" I would like to say, "uh, while we're on the subject, what is with that tight purple shirt?!" I would like to say, "he looks like he's walking on the catwalk for Not Even Gay Dudes Approve Clothing Co." But unfortunately, this guy …
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Muscles Leggings

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A quick perusal of Black Milk Clothing's website shows a distinct similarity to the controversial company American Apparel. From their models to the clothing style to the website design to even the FONT, just squinting a bit could make you mistake Black Milk Clothing for AA. I'm sure that's not what they were going for …
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