I would like to say, “WHAT A DOUCHE, CARRYING THAT TINY PURSE!”

I would like to say, “uh, while we’re on the subject, what is with that tight purple shirt?!”

I would like to say, “he looks like he’s walking on the catwalk for Not Even Gay Dudes Approve Clothing Co.”

But unfortunately, this guy is capable of things like this, so I will keep my mouth shut. Carry on, you crazy talented Fashionisto!