Tech & Gadgets

Somebody in the UK seriously loves their dildos!! An anonymous bidder (surprise, surprise) paid a whopping £3,600 (over $5 grand) for a pair of wooden phallus-shaped carvings that apparently date back to the 1700s. One is 10 inches long and the other is 11, not including the testicles. Although we'd rather not picture what this …

1. Stalking Remember back before the internet, when the only way to stalk someone was to literally stand in the bushes next to their house and peek in through their window while simultaneously trying to avoid being seen by the cops? In those day, stalking was an art. Only the super creepy dudes of the …

The amazing banana. High in potassium, delicious on cereal, and hilariously similar-looking to the penis. These were the only joys of the banana, up until recent study that may show bananas can help prevent HIV! A recent study reported on by the Montreal Gazette shows that a chemical in bananas has been as potent at …

Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it's 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like... zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit …

Are you a particularly nefarious, multi-millionaire professional golfer who enjoys dozens of mistresses at once while keeping your unfairly sexy Swedish wife around too? Probably not. But if you've got his tendencies (cheating, lying, Ambien problem, etc), you might want to download this new iPhone app; "Tiger Text," which you can program to automatically delete …

Did you know that if you type the word "sex" in Google search, the domain name Sex.com doesn't even show up on the first page? Even if you do manage to find it, it isn't the greatest porn site ever created by any means, in fact it's sort of a low-budget directory page with a …

So we've covered the Playboy app and the Fap App, and now you're thinking, well that's great, all that stimulation from my phone, where do I find some real action? Well, obviously your answer is at your fingertips (OBC, silly!), but if you're out shopping and are in need of a hookup, the PinpointsX app …