I’ve always thought that WAG was kind of a derogatory term. I know it just stands for wives and girlfriends or whatever, but let’s be honest, if someone walked up to you and called you a “gold-digging WAG” you’d probably be more than a little irritated. On the upside, whatever they’re called, soccer WAGs have the reputation of being crazy party-animals, big spenders, and, as a prerequisite for the other two, REALLY. FRIGGIN. HOT.

However, there is one WAG above all other WAGs (ugh it feels so wrong) who takes the cake for sexiness, and that is Irina Shayk. She is the lovely girlfriend of Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, and thank our lucky stars, she’s on the cover of Spanish GQ this month. If my 3 years of honors Spanish serve me, beneath her name is says, “Lookin’ to Bone Some Average Lookin’ Dude and then Sear Him a Delicious Medium Rare Steak,” although, forgive me, it’s been a while since high school, that may be somewhat incorrect.

According to the HuffingtonPost, though, Irina is now suing GQ for apparently “Photoshopping her to be completely nude.”

HIGH FIVE, GQ!!! Just kidding, that’s awful (just kidding).