Last night was the Oscar’s drunker cousin’s award show – didja watch? Doesn’t matter, since you can catch all the funniest (and awkward) (and unbearable) moments online today and save yourself the 3 hours. One big story making the rounds is the moment X-Men star Jeremy Renner slipped in an unscripted reference to his co-presenter, Jennifer Lopez’s chest. It was, how-you-say, AWKWARD.

A video posted by Jeremy Renner (@mrjeremyrenner) on Jan 11, 2015 at 5:35pm PST

Many are calling out the star for his sexist remarks, but we can’t say he’s wrong – those ta-tas were front and center and all-sorts-of shiny. So, JLo, though we totally respect you and would never stare or say anything in person, we gotta say… your globes stole the Golden Globes.