Hootie hoo! It’s Friiiiiday!

Apparently, it’s negative a million degrees in half the country, (not here in San Diego, sorry not sorry) so we’re guessing a lot of you peeps are gonna be spending your weekend hunkered down under 5 blankets with the windows and doors closed just praying that Winter passes before you die of hypothermia or boredom. Our advice? Watch an awesome season of a show you haven’t seen (Peaky Blinders is the shit). Or learn how to cook something friggin’ delicious that will make the ladies swoon. Or do a two hundred pushups a day, and get buff while keeping yourself warm (BONUS!). Or, if you’re really smart, hit up OnlineBootyCall to find a sexy single in your city who will join you in your igloo and you can keep each other cozy the old fashioned way (coitus).

Before you put on your 30 articles of clothing and head out into the snowy abyss, here’s a little tasty morsel of Colombian booty to give you the inspiration to trudge home. Her name is Dayana, and her Instagram is loaded with gratuitous T & A shots that are seriously making us heat up over here (or maybe that’s the sun, the sweet, warm, Southern Californian sun OKAY SORRY WE’RE DONE HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND).