If anyone else is out there feeling like their sexual adventures have been seriously dampened by this pesky little pandemic, then let us make your disappointment even worse by showing you how much more fun other species are having as they go about their COVID-less lives.

Meet the Shipworm, who according to new video-taped research, has some serious kinky crazy sex, including orgies and simultaneous semen sharing.

Via VICE:

Shipworms are also into all kinds of freaky sex stuff that nobody has ever seen before, according to a new study. Giving and receiving sperm simultaneously? No biggie for shipworms. Wrestling rivals with their reproductive organs? They do that, too. Housing harems of tiny males in cute pouches inside the far larger bodies of females? Some shipworms go for that.  

So yeah. While you’re sitting at home, researching sex toys and eating your weight in Chipotle’s Cuffing Season menu items, the shipworm is out there getting nasty all day, err day. We jealous. Whenever it’s safe to get back to our regularly scheduled booty calls, we’re getting more creative. For the shipworm!