Today’s Hump Day Hottie is especially gorgeous and SHOCKER! is a real model for actual clothes. She’s got amazing body, flawless skin, and a smile to die for. In fact she’s so beautiful we ALMOST feel bad staring at her butt like the skeevy dirtbags we are. Bria Myles is a certified bombshell – we But […]
We made it to Friday and holy F&*% it’s the second month of 2016 already. How are your resolutions going? Off the kale and back on Krispy Kreme? Given up on running and now getting your cardio from getting up to grab more Krispy Kreme? Yeah, we feel ya. But we hope you’re keeping up […]
Even though it’s 2016, we still seem to have some trouble talking about women’s sexuality. Maybe because sex has been about men getting off for so long, it seems a little “late in the game” to start talking about it. Like if you got to a party with a jizz stain on your pants and […]
Question: if a babe on Instagram posts a selfie and no one likes it, does it still give a boner? There really is an UNBELIEVABLE amount of “vixens” on IG who seem to be making a living by hawking fat burners and waist cinchers and teeth whiteners, isn’t there? Every day we think, “there’s no […]
In this video, an interviewer appears to ask a 99.9% white staff of BuzzFeed what the classic “U Up” text means. Obviously we at OBC know what it means – either a long, incredibly boring conversation, or b-o-o-t-y! This painfully uncomfortable video does illustrate one thing, and it’s that a lot of white people are […]
This week’s TGIBooty award goes to a women who calls herself the Bolivian Barbie. We couldn’t possibly agree, though, because Barbie is a skinny white girl with tacky style (I mean a PINK Corvette, come on) and Stephany Romero is straight up SEX. We also love that she admits her boo-tay is fake. Cause hey, […]
In this promotional video for the new spoof Fifty Shades of Black, BuzzFeed got a few couples together (including stars Kali Hawk and Marlon Wayans) to see if they could guess the sex toys put in front of them. As you might have guessed, many of the people in this video are INCREDIBLY AWKWARD. Fifty […]
It it wrong to say someone looks “trashy,” if you mean “you look dirty and I bet you’re great in bed”? Because that’s definitely how we feel about the big booty and bleachy blonde hair and bodysuits of one Mizz Amazin’ Amie. It’s like we can’t tell how old she is – is she 25 or […]
We know working out boosts endorphins, makes you feel good, and gets your confidence going way more than watching reruns and eating Doritos by the fistful. So it’s no surprise that post-gym sesh, people might feel a little more frisky than usual – though we are a little shocked that these sweaty gymrats are actually […]
We’ve always thought of Portland as California’s bowler-cap wearing, latte-sipping hipster cousin, but apparently they know a lot more about booty call culture than we thought! According to a recent study, Oregonites are the online daters most interested in casual sex! Via Bustle: Basically, OkCupid looked at the percentage of users in each state that […]
