This might be the whitest f*cking thing we’ve ever seen. However, we do see the importance in educating men (and women!) on the female anatomy, since lots of dudes thing the vagina is just a hole with decorations sitting underneath a set of boobs. So, pay attention to this dumb song via BuzzFeed, and just […]
Here we are on the last day of 2015. Crazy, right? Wasn’t it just 2012 like 15 minutes ago? Since you’re probably just counting down the minutes till you can sign off for the day (and sign INTO OnlineBootyCall.com to arrange a NYE hook up with a sexy single near you), we figured we’d give […]
For the final Wednesday of 2015, we’re bringing back one of our fave booties ever to celebrate how awesome the last 365 days have been for voluptuous, curvaceous, bootylicious bods. Irene the Dream is exactly that – the kinda body you dream about! Gorgeous face, teeny waist, and big, round, perfect ass. Check her out:
Honestly, the only thing I have to say about this video is, “girl, you are a redhead, those lashes are TOO MUCH, and you look like a crazy person.” But y’know – there’s also some good, and some terrible, hilarious advice nestled in this video. If you can get past that crazy chick’s eyes. […]
We’re bringing you your Christmas gift early this week in the form of a über-fit Puerto Rican babe by the name of Yarishna Nicole. Just take one look at her flawless, rock hard curves and try to tell us you don’t want to unwrap her like with the same excitement as a 5-year-old opening a […]
It’s the week before Christmas and to say we are “checked out” is a hilarious understatement. Presents still to buy, dinners with awkward political questions on the horizon – we’d much rather get the flu so we could “just really not make it mom, so sorry, love you.” Needless to say, we needed this awkward […]
Sitting here behind a computer, chugging coffee, chatting on Twitter and posting pictures of amazing asses is a pretty good gig, I gotta admit. But being in the presence of those booties – oiling em up and snapping shot after sexy shot? Now THAT is a dream job. And that’s exactly what one Mister Mike […]
In this great video out of BuzzFeed Australia, you get a taste of what it’s like to be a woman who is constantly thinking about sex. You may think women like that don’t exist, but we promise you – go log into OnlineBootyCall.com and browse in your area. All those women popping up? Yep – […]
Three words: Cambodian. Vietnamese. Chinese. Three more words: Boobs. Booty. Face. Three MORE words: We’re. In. Love. Say hello to the gorgeous Marie Madore, this week’s (three more words) Hump. Day. Hottie.
Sometimes you just need a big ol’ booty to make your blues go away. If you’re feeling down and the only cure is a big hearty spoonful of curvy badonk, you’ve come to the right place. Check out the insane figure on Miss Portia Jenkins below and just TRY to have a bad rest of […]
