Question: how many booties is too many booties? If you answered anything other that “SHUT UP THERE’S NO SUCH THING,” you’re wrong. The Instagram page for Love.Booties proves that – with its almost 100 shots of incredibly squeezable tushes, all that we’d probably pay good money to meet in person. This Friday, toast with a […]
In “Oh Dear God, I Didn’t Ask For That But Now I Have To See It, What’s Wrong With Me?” news, our favorite tiggo-bittied child bride is allegedly shopping around a sex tape. Don’t worry though, creepy uncle Doug Hutchison isn’t it. Via The Superficial and TMZ: Sources in the sex tape game told us 20-year-old Courtney […]
Good news everyone! According to a new study, sex (and attitudes toward it) are getting better, little by little. Where once we were a country of perpetually shocked prudes, we are slowly moving towards being a country that DGAF what you do in the bedroom, cause ITS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS. Check out this graph […]
Ever wonder what would happen if you took an attractive woman, dropped her in a busy city, and had her ask 100 strangers if they want to have sex with her? Well, wonder no more – the kind folks at Whatever.com made a 20 minute (JESUS H CHRIST, SO UNNECESSARY) long video with evidence and […]
We are big fans of the booty, as you might have been able to tell from our straightforward blog name. However, every once in a while we gotta give a shout out to another fave lady body part: the booooooobies. This week’s TGIBooty should really be called TGIBooby, because we’re givin’ love to one chesty […]
Have you ever watched porn with a significant other? Or even just a sex partner? It can be an enlightening experience – learning what turns them on or off, and seeing what you two have in common – like lesbian sex or things that involve “aunties”. Buzzfeed did us all a favor and gathered up […]
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You know what always makes Mondays better? A planned happy hour with friends? Nah. A breakfast burrito on the way to work? Barf, no! Sleeping in and playing hooky and watching Game of Thrones all day? Um, whatever, LAZY-ASS. If you ask us, the best way to spend a Monday morning is with LEARNING*! Yep, […]
Years ago, if you’d asked if a gorgeous, fairly well-known celeb had nudie pics online, I’d say, “uh no way.” However, over the past few years with the insane amount of phone hacks and accidental boob tweets, my usual answer is more along the lines of “absolutely, it’s just that no one’s found them yet.” […]
Lots of fun things happened last weekend at Coachella, including but not limited to Drake getting the life sucked out of him by Madonna and a white kid getting caught singing “nigga” during Drake’s set. Our favorite story, though, is about favorite Canadian Justin Bieber getting kicked out of the festival, allegedly put in a headlock […]
