It’s been a while since we saluted the noble Instagrammers who collect and share shots of the hottest women in the world day in and day out. It must be a hard job, combing through photos of tits and ass hour after hour, determining which are hot enough to share and how to caption them […]
Hey guys, wanna know something else horrible that can happen to your dick? WE GOTCHA: In an interview with E! News, Jimmy Kimmel revealed he’s had not one, but TWO PENIS SURGERIES on a spontaneously closed up urethra. In other words, Jimmy Kimmel’s dick hole closed up, two separate times. Think we’re making it up? […]
Most of the booty-ful, bangin’ chicks we award our Hump Day Hotties prize are experienced, well-known professional selfie-artists who have months and months of nearly-nude pics for us to peruse – but this week’s is a newbie to the world of Insta-whoring. Tashia Marie, whose bio offers literally NO INFORMATION ABOUT HER, is even more […]
Although there are still ladies who think porn is gross, we now live in a generation where a good amount of women are opening up incognito windows and browsing the web for some raunchy videos, and yes, getting off to them. With countless free websites and millions upon millions of videos of every possible genre […]
Woot woooooot the Friday train is here and now boarding! Please have your tickets (martini glass) out and ready (to be filled with vodka)! We bet you have magnificent plans this weekend – hopefully involving hooking up with a sexy local single from OBC and hey, maybe even attending a sex party, but before the […]
Hey East Coasters! Got plans this weekend? I mean, like OTHER than catching up on Empire and walking to 7-11 for Easy Mac? Well, if you’re in NYC, you should consider logging in to OBC to find a sexy local single partner and then heading to the Flatiron for a super elite sex party. “Killing […]
Oooooh boy have we got a doozy for you today. Our Hump Day Hottie has almost TOO much booty, if there even was such a thing. Miss Jessica Kylie of Instagram has the kind of body that makes you go full Roger Rabbit. Which is actually kind of fitting because this chick could DEF pull […]
It’s only Tuesday and already it’s been a rough week. Frat racism, rampant old hag racism and horrific dead babies are just the start of it, and we’re feeling exhausted and ready to crawl under the covers until Friday. Luckily, one fun thing happened that is brightening this dismal week, and it comes in the […]
Happy Monday! Ever wonder about those “natural sex supplements” you see at the liquor store counter while buying oven pizzas and beer at 1am? Welp, turns out they actually are chock full of the same medicine in the little blue pill – VIAGRA. Via BuzzFeed: In the past week alone, the Food and Drug Administration […]
In the most recent edition of SWEET JESUS USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HOOK UP WITH SOME STRANGE, TMZ reports that notoriously violent and angry singer Chris Brown has recently become a father to a baby girl with a 31-year-old “aspiring model” named Nia. TMZ claims he’s known Nia for years, so I guess my “strange” […]
