Sometimes Monday comes and you feel like telling real life that it can tear the weekend from your cold dead hands. At University of Tennessee this week, however, we bet students are super stoked, because Monday marks the beginning of “Sex Week,” a program “aimed at expanding knowledge and conversations about sex, sexuality, relationships, gender, […]
Some days, you just need a video to make you say, “yeah, my life’s not that bad.” You might be having a long week or you’re catching a cold or you just found out Trader Joe’s raised the price of Charles Shaw, but think of it this way – you didn’t get an AXE to […]
First it was Paris Hilton, then it was Sara Underwood, followed by Kim Kardashian, Nina Agdal, and Kate “Boobs McGee” Upton herself. The Super Bowl introduced us to a nobody now known as Charlotte McKinney – and today we have a new sexpot model advertising for second-rate burger hawker (but Grade A advertiser) Carl’s Jr: Sara […]
You know we’re all about safe sex. We talk about condoms basically CONSTANTLY, because though we know casual dating and sex are fun, STDs and unplanned pregnancies are NOT. However, even we are a little weirded out by the happy, positive, almost creepily-cheery tone of this 70s venereal disease ad, which boldly proclaims “VD is […]
This week’s Hump Day Hottie is a pretty young thing, emphasis on the YOUNG. At only 19, it feels almost weird to be ogling her, considering she probably JUST graduated high school. However, a hot bod is a hot bod (as long as it’s legal, of course), so we don’t feel bad sharing her bangin’ […]
It’s Monday, which means you’re probably moving at a snail’s pace, wondering when is too early to have a second breakfast, and considering making a doctor’s appointment to check for chlamydia cause dat girl was QUESTIONABLE this weekend (Glove your JUNK, BRO). However, here at Booty Call University a lazy, sleepy, hungover or just plain […]
It’s been a while since we saluted the noble Instagrammers who collect and share shots of the hottest women in the world day in and day out. It must be a hard job, combing through photos of tits and ass hour after hour, determining which are hot enough to share and how to caption them […]
Hey guys, wanna know something else horrible that can happen to your dick? WE GOTCHA: In an interview with E! News, Jimmy Kimmel revealed he’s had not one, but TWO PENIS SURGERIES on a spontaneously closed up urethra. In other words, Jimmy Kimmel’s dick hole closed up, two separate times. Think we’re making it up? […]
Most of the booty-ful, bangin’ chicks we award our Hump Day Hotties prize are experienced, well-known professional selfie-artists who have months and months of nearly-nude pics for us to peruse – but this week’s is a newbie to the world of Insta-whoring. Tashia Marie, whose bio offers literally NO INFORMATION ABOUT HER, is even more […]
Although there are still ladies who think porn is gross, we now live in a generation where a good amount of women are opening up incognito windows and browsing the web for some raunchy videos, and yes, getting off to them. With countless free websites and millions upon millions of videos of every possible genre […]
