Here we are at another glorious weekend, inching ever closer to the end of the year. Getting super close, if you will, to the ASS of the year. To the sweet, delicious booty of 2014. To celebrate the last few weeks of the year, we’re gonna start sharing more of our FAVORITE Instagram hotties MORE […]
This is might be the saddest, most unsexy, depressing thing we’ve ever seen. We advise watching it, then immediately cleansing your palette with any of THESE POSTS. You’ll feel a lot better about getting booty – and never EVER getting in a relationship (unless it’s one from OBC).
Sometimes you see a booty on Instagram and you think, that CAN’T be real. That just DOESN’T happen in nature. What a FAKER. But then also in the back of your head, you are begging the heavens that it IS REAL, and that somehow, someday you get the opportunity to bury your head like a […]
It’s nearly the holidays, and we know that sometimes people start feeling like maybe the booty call life ain’t for them anymore. Maybe it’s time to settle down and chill out and find THE ONE. We’re not sure if we’re quite ready for that, but that doesn’t mean we’re not super excited and happy for […]
We finally made it to Friday, everyone! It feels so good, like when you showed up to PE in first grade and the fricken PARACHUTE was out. We’re getting excited to break out of the confines of the work week, put on our dancing shoes, and party party party (and maybe end a night or […]
After last week’s joyously short Thanksgiving week, you might be feeling like us – sluggish, tired, and irritated, with a heart spoonful of OVER IT. Somehow, though, it’s only Thursday, and we are in SURRIOUS need of a boost. Luckily, the annual DJ Earworm mashup is here which is the perfect pick-me-up to get us […]
We considered posting the typical day-after Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show models as our Hump Day Hotties of the week, but then realized that our fans and members aren’t TYPICAL, and might not love ladies who are stick thin and walking down the runway to the sounds of Taylor Swift. Instead, they’ve been lovin’ our posts […]
You met a hot single woman near you on OBC. You’ve hooked up a few times, but never really talk unless you’re late-night-texting her to come over. Is that a booty call, a f*ck buddy, or a friend with benefits? Turns out she might be better at defining the relationship than you! According to a […]
We’re just about ready to This is Sparta our computer screens out the window and call this week officially over, but before we tap out we had to share an amaaaaazing find we made this morning – a gorgeous, curvy, Jen-Selter-but-with-more-spice Instagram model who goes by Xoobruna. The Brazilian-born Miami-based model (duh, that’s like the […]
Ugh, it’s too early for this. It’s too early for terrible, autotuned-to-shit ear-piercing crap music, and yet HERE IT IS, molesting our ears on this cloudy Monday morning, make us wonder why we even got up. Everyone, grab your shoes to throw at welcome Avery, a 20-year-old “musician” from Phoenix who has assaulted us with […]
