It’s HUMP DAY, Y’ALL! As we get closer to the end of the year, we’re getting ready to set resolutions and embark on making 2015 the best, hottest, fittest, booty-callin-est year ever, and checking out selfies by unfairly hot models is the perfect inspiration. This week, your fit-spiration is brought to you by Miss Aylen […]
Because my gagging muscles are making it impossible to speak any words about this story, I’ll let HuffPo take the reigns on this one: Vivid Entertainment — the company that unleashed sex tapes featuring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, as well as a professionally filmed porn video with former “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham — […]
The holidays are nearly here, and for some of us that means heading to church for a holiday service with our families. Unless you’re a regular church-goer (in which case, more power to ya), the service is usually uncomfortable, awkward, and ENTIRELY TOO LONG. You’re left wondering WHY you didn’t come up with a better […]
Here we are at another glorious weekend, inching ever closer to the end of the year. Getting super close, if you will, to the ASS of the year. To the sweet, delicious booty of 2014. To celebrate the last few weeks of the year, we’re gonna start sharing more of our FAVORITE Instagram hotties MORE […]
This is might be the saddest, most unsexy, depressing thing we’ve ever seen. We advise watching it, then immediately cleansing your palette with any of THESE POSTS. You’ll feel a lot better about getting booty – and never EVER getting in a relationship (unless it’s one from OBC).
Sometimes you see a booty on Instagram and you think, that CAN’T be real. That just DOESN’T happen in nature. What a FAKER. But then also in the back of your head, you are begging the heavens that it IS REAL, and that somehow, someday you get the opportunity to bury your head like a […]
It’s nearly the holidays, and we know that sometimes people start feeling like maybe the booty call life ain’t for them anymore. Maybe it’s time to settle down and chill out and find THE ONE. We’re not sure if we’re quite ready for that, but that doesn’t mean we’re not super excited and happy for […]
We finally made it to Friday, everyone! It feels so good, like when you showed up to PE in first grade and the fricken PARACHUTE was out. We’re getting excited to break out of the confines of the work week, put on our dancing shoes, and party party party (and maybe end a night or […]
After last week’s joyously short Thanksgiving week, you might be feeling like us – sluggish, tired, and irritated, with a heart spoonful of OVER IT. Somehow, though, it’s only Thursday, and we are in SURRIOUS need of a boost. Luckily, the annual DJ Earworm mashup is here which is the perfect pick-me-up to get us […]
We considered posting the typical day-after Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show models as our Hump Day Hotties of the week, but then realized that our fans and members aren’t TYPICAL, and might not love ladies who are stick thin and walking down the runway to the sounds of Taylor Swift. Instead, they’ve been lovin’ our posts […]
