You met a hot single woman near you on OBC. You’ve hooked up a few times, but never really talk unless you’re late-night-texting her to come over. Is that a booty call, a f*ck buddy, or a friend with benefits? Turns out she might be better at defining the relationship than you! According to a […]
We’re just about ready to This is Sparta our computer screens out the window and call this week officially over, but before we tap out we had to share an amaaaaazing find we made this morning – a gorgeous, curvy, Jen-Selter-but-with-more-spice Instagram model who goes by Xoobruna. The Brazilian-born Miami-based model (duh, that’s like the […]
Ugh, it’s too early for this. It’s too early for terrible, autotuned-to-shit ear-piercing crap music, and yet HERE IT IS, molesting our ears on this cloudy Monday morning, make us wonder why we even got up. Everyone, grab your shoes to throw at welcome Avery, a 20-year-old “musician” from Phoenix who has assaulted us with […]
It’s gettin’ cold outside, which means instead of concentrating on hitting the gym and eating our greens, we’re hitting the couch for a nap and eating soup while laying on our backs like baby otters. Unfortunately, this attitude can lead to a real pudgy and greasy-foreheaded New Years Eve. So in an effort to motivate […]
It’s Thursday, and we’re starting to jones for the weekend. Ready to toss back a few shots and kick back with our friends and maybe get our dance on and DEFINITELY find a booty call nearby using OBC. SOME of us, maybe those who live in California or Colorado or New York or one of […]
So, the Northeast is currently under about 80 feet of snow, and we in San Diego are freezing our asses off in 50 degree weather (in the morning, it’s still high 60s during the day), and all we can dream of is living in a place where people are still frolicking in bathing suits and […]
If every day you wake up and think, “man, I love porn but I just wish there was more AUTO-TUNE,” then your holiday wishes have come true, because some of the porn stars of Pornhub have recorded a holiday-themed single called “Coming for Christmas.” The above video is just a preview of things to come […]
Whatever your belief on the legalization of marijuana, you’ve gotta admit this weekend’s SNL skit starring admitted stoner Woody Harrelson is pretty fricken hilarious. Bill de Blasio made a statement last week that carrying 25 grams or less of pot will only be punished by a ticket – instead of an arrest or jail time, […]
Well, Friday is here, and after a weird mid-week holiday, we feel like we never really settled in – but the weekend is already here! Before we say farewell until Monday, we thought we’d give you a little treat to savor as you count down the hours till you’re free. That little treat’s name is KathysWorld, […]
What’s worse than staying a virgin until you get married? How about going on television to “learn sex” from a couple of creepy old people who equate foreplay to a f*cking Wizard of Oz maze on the floor? A new show on the Discovery Channel (another educational channel bites the dust) called Virgin Coaches takes […]
