Halloween is this Friday, and we’re super excited to see the nonsense sluttilicious costumes that will be spilling out of nightclubs this weekend (we’ll be sharing our favorite Halloween booties later this week – just you wait). However, before we explore the sexy, let’s check out the awkward and unattractive Jim Carrey rockin’ a pretty […]
Woo WOOOOOO! Y’hear that? It’s the weekend train, coming to pick us up and take us to Weekend Country. What’s on our agenda once we arrive to Weekend Country? Not much, just drinks, nightly booty calls, and mornings spent hitting snooze and sleeping like a baby. But before we bid adieu to the work week […]
Crazy, insane, mind-blowing fact! Did you know (okay seriously, prepare yourself, this is a doozy) that there are people who still wait for marriage to have sex?!!! I KNOWWWWW IT’S CRAZY. To be fair, it’s only 3% of Americans, according to a pro-abstinence website (and we’re like, the most conservative nation ever), but still – […]
It’s Wednesday – the day you’ve been waiting for since, well, last Wednesday. This Hump Day we’re celebrating very literally with the humpty humps of a fun little Instagram page called BootyAnonymous. Hundreds and hundreds of booties on booties of all shapes and sizes and colors, but all glorious! Here are six of our favorites, […]
Once you read ‘Sasha Grey’ in the title of this post, you probably instinctively pulled your pants down, opened an incognito window, and prepared for release, but sadly, you most likely won’t be jerking it to this Machinima video, titled Creepy Text Theatre, in which she and a male partner read some of the lamest, most […]
Team OBC is totally on board with a little public hook up. We’re talked about it MANY A TIME. Like, a whole lot. But apparently, just as you probably shouldn’t get down and dirty in an area packed with CARNIVOROUS WILD ANIMALS, you also might wanna be careful doin’ the nasty in the ocean, because […]
Welcome to the TGIBooty, a new weekly post where we send you off into the weekend with a few hearty spoonfuls of sweet and salty booty. Every Friday, we promise to find you the roundest, proudest, sexiest bodies in the world, and will share ’em right here… the perfect way to kill time when you’re […]
A human man in a sexual relationship with a vehicle? OLD NEWS BORING NO THANKS SNOOZE. This is the age of the internet and now basically there’s no relationship that exists that could possibly freak us out. Thanks, Rule 34. Although we’re 100% #TeamHuman, we get now that there are peeps out there who would […]
You may have seen the kinda hilarious Tweet that’s been making the internet rounds this week calling Ashanti and Ja Rule’s show in Nigeria the “Great Value” version of Jay Z and Beyonce’s On the Run tour. And while we can’t deny the resemblance (I mean, come on – look at this pic), the news did […]
There is nothing else to say about this glorious video. Just. Watch.
