Oh gaaaawd it’s my worst nightmare. Have you ever opened the browser on your phone to show someone the sweet new car you’re thinking of buying, only to accidentally open it to your last visited page (a Google search asking if it’s “okay that my pee is the color of pomegranate”)? Or to be showing […]
Sometimes when we see chicks whose Instagram feeds are 99% selfies, we wonder how many MORE selfies they have stashed on their phones. Like, do they have to upgrade their cloud storage once a month because they took 3,000 photos that time the elevator got stuck for 12 minutes? Whatever – all we know is […]
As Fall progresses, we’ve been finding it harder and harder to wake up in the morning. It’s still dark at 6:30, it’s a little overcast and our comfy beds just seem so much more appealing than facing the cruel world. The only thing that makes waking up a little easier, of course, is having a […]
Happy Monday! Have you ever wondered if the sex you see in movies is as hot and heavy as your own weekend booty calls? Welp, wonder no more, because here we have a clip of the process of filming a sex scene with (totes gorg) Brooklyn Decker and (supa fine) Patrick Wilson in the upcoming […]
Welp, pack your bags everyone, we’re moving to New Mexico and re-enrolling in college at UNM. No, it’s not because we’re huge Breaking Bad fans, and it’s not because we like southwestern Native American style decor, it’s because UNM features a little something called SEX WEEK – where students can take a plethora of classes […]
You know, sometimes we joke that once you settle down in a relationship, your sex becomes less fun and adventurous than it is when you’re just casually dating or knockin’ out booty calls. But maybe if all relationships were like the one between Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow, we’d all find that special someone (maybe […]
This week, we’re taking a little detour from our usual “check out the booty on this pseudo-celebrity” post and instead taking a poll on the hotness level of a video that is currently making the rounds and drawing a wealth of opinions: Maroon 5’s new video for their single “Animals.” The video seems to tell […]
SNL returned this weekend, and though there were certainly some flubs (a LOT of flubs), this skit starring host Chris Pratt and always hilarious Aidy Bryant made the whole night worth it. We present to you – the BOOTY RAP.
This week, the BCU Crew is taking a week for some delicious, internet-less vacation – but don’t worry, we’re not leaving you hanging – we’re bringing back some of our FAVE Hump Day Hotties all week long so you can spend the week in the sweet embrace of Instagram babes. See you next week! […]
Everyone pack your bags, we’re taking a weekend trip to Kansas. I know, I KNOW, Kansas is like, the LAST PLACE ON EARTH you’d pick for a weekend getaway (no offense, Kansas readers), but the future of fun booty calls is at stake! Via the Kansas City Star: Thousands of adult novelty items, from lingerie […]
