Instagram is great. Assuming you can wade through COUNTless photos of your Algebra 2 classmate’s funky-looking baby, it offers a wealth of goodies, especially BOOTY. Booty, booty, and more booty. This week’s Hump Day Hottie might not be rockin’ a cherry-shaped badonk, but her recent Instagrams still have us all hot and bothered. Meet Talia, […]
Hey YOU! You on the bus with the phone and the smirk and the hand conveniently covering your crotch – ARE YOU SEXTING YOUR BOOTY CALL RIGHT NOW? YES?! I KNEW IT! And how, you ask? No, it’s not because I can tell you’re hiding your boner (I can), it’s because according to a new […]
Yesterday was the first Sunday of football (10 games in the morning, HOLY CRAP), and tonight marks the first of the season for OBC’s home team, the San Diego Chargers, and boy are we nervous desperately hoping it’s not an embarrassing disaster excited. However, it’s hard to concentrate on any of the actual playing of […]
To kick us off to the weekend, here’s the teaser trailer for J. Lo’s new single “Booty,” featuring Iggy Izalea, the Australian rapper behind “Fancy.” It looks like we can expect a lot of fantastic, oiled up badonks, sexy dancing, and questionable music. So basically, this could be called Anaconda 2: The Booty Strikes Back. […]
Monday morning, while battling a Labor Day-sized hangover, a friend texted me to ask if I’d seen the “KABILLIONS OF CELEB NUDES THAT LEAKED?!?!” I hadn’t, but I did head over to Gawker to check out the news, because I mean, come on, duh. However, after reading the several tweets from hacked celebrities, saying how […]
We can hate all Ms. Kim K all we want, especially now that it seems she’s confessing her last marriage as a total sham, but no one can deny the woman’s hotness. At this week’s GQ awards, Kim Kardashian-West scooped up the PRESTIGIOUS Woman of the Year statue. And it makes sense, considering she looked like […]
Without giant, fluffy microphones in the shot, have you ever wondered how they get such crystal clear sound on your favorite “Krystal and Katie Double Anal Lesbian Squirt” porn? Well, apparently it’s less about secretly hiding a boom mic and more about having an expert come in after the fact and dub in perfectly matched […]
Are you in need of a little afternoon delight but are either a) too busy or b) too disgusting to find yourself a booty call? Yes? Ok, second question. Are you really horny, completely and utterly alone AND too broke to buy yourself either a Farrah Abraham sex toy or iPad compatible fleshlight? Well, you’re in […]
*** Note: for this week’s Hump Day Hottie, we couldn’t find anything more daring and sexy than Amber Rose. For your daily dose of hot, refer to Monday’s post. We’ll return to our regularly scheduled hottie next week.*** One time in high school my friend’s mom gave him a taser because we lived in […]
The Emmy’s were last night – did you watch them? Yeah, we didn’t either. It’s the same thing every year, wrought with terrible jokes and drawn-out acceptance speeches and weird publicity stunts that are kinda-funny, kinda-yikesy. We scoured the web trying to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING from last night’s TV award show to share, but aside […]
