I remember eating at a Vietnamese pho restaurant recently, and someone at my table ordered spring rolls. I’ve never been a fan of the cold, slightly slimy texture of spring rolls, and my opinion was definitely not changed by my friend, who said, “I love em. It’s like eating vegetables out of a condom.” YUCK. […]
Fall is in the air! It’s just a little cooler, the sun is setting earlier, and it’s harder and harder to get out of your booty calls bed because it’s still dark out when you usually sneak out unnoticed (DAMNIT). The worst part of it becoming fall, though, is that ladies are putting away their […]
We heard about this story last night, and before we even had time to get it out on BCU, before we had time to tell our friends, before we even had time to get a NICE, HARD LOOK AT THE WOMAN IN QUESTION, the story appears to have been proven a hoax. But hey, we’ll […]
In honor of Monday, a day which makes us all want to say “f*ck it, I quit,” here’s Alaska reporter Charlo Greene gloriously leaving her job to run her marijuana dispensary instead. We love you, Charlo.
Friday: full of excitement and wonder and potential! A wondrous two days ahead, free of obligation and agendas. What are you going to do this weekend? Party? Eat? Drink? Hook up? Travel? Well, have fun with that, because we’re going to be sitting in front of our computers, watching JLo and Iggy Izalea’s video for […]
You may have already heard the recent story of 12 Years a Slave actress Daniele Watts and her unfortunate run-in with the LAPD. According to her Facebook post, Daniele was kissing her boyfriend when two cops arrived and demanding they see her ID, insinuating she was a prostitutes, and likely because she is black and […]
Right now, across the Atlantic Ocean, party animals from around the world are gearing up for a month of beer drinking and dancing and “traditional religious mass” (erm… maybe not that one) that makes Oktoberfest in Munich the greatest thing since the cavemen discovered hops. The only thing BETTER than an entire country partying together […]
Happy Monday! Now that Football is in full swing (and our beloved Chargers just so happened to destroy the Super Bowl Champs yesterday), it almost feels like autumn. I mean, yes, it was 112 degrees on the field at Qualcomm and yes, more people were enjoying the beach than we were making chili and wearing […]
Welp, apparently today is opposite day. So, good evening, it’s Monday, and we hate casual sex. In opposite day news, a man claims he’s divorcing his wife because her “excessive and insatiable desire” for sex was just too much for him. Via HuffPo: According to The Times Of India, the sex-fatigued husband first approached the court […]
If you’re an ex-athlete or a hardcore gamer who’s spent one too many hours laying in his Sumo, you’ve probably suffered from some amount of back pain. This kind of pain can be a bummer after a long day on your feet or while you’re trying to sleep, or worse – when you’re trying to […]
