What are you doing right now? I mean, okay, other than reading this? Are you working? Listening to music? Watching Walking Dead reruns for the 40th time? Well, there is something much more productive you could be doing with your time, and you are just one click away from it: Online dating. According to The […]
Oh what a whirlwind two weeks it’s been! Christmas and New Years have come and gone, and now we’re at the starting blocks of 2015 – BOY ARE WE ready for a fresh start! But – before we jump into the week, we wanted to share some of our top #teamSINGLE resolutions for 2015. We […]
As we creep ever closer to Christmas, the stress is hitting. Still haven’t bought those last few presents. Still haven’t packed for my Christmas Eve flight. Still don’t know how to get out of going to Christmas mass. So we gotta say we’re a little jealous of how much fun this BBC reporter seemed to […]
It’s almost Christmas, and the best gift we could think of to give you would be a beautiful bodacious booty wrapped only in a bow. However, because we’re keeping this site PG-13, we’re gonna instead go with a gorgeous curvy miracle ass in yoga pants, which is basically the next best thing. Say Hallå to […]
It’s HUMP DAY, Y’ALL! As we get closer to the end of the year, we’re getting ready to set resolutions and embark on making 2015 the best, hottest, fittest, booty-callin-est year ever, and checking out selfies by unfairly hot models is the perfect inspiration. This week, your fit-spiration is brought to you by Miss Aylen […]
Because my gagging muscles are making it impossible to speak any words about this story, I’ll let HuffPo take the reigns on this one: Vivid Entertainment — the company that unleashed sex tapes featuring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, as well as a professionally filmed porn video with former “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham — […]
The holidays are nearly here, and for some of us that means heading to church for a holiday service with our families. Unless you’re a regular church-goer (in which case, more power to ya), the service is usually uncomfortable, awkward, and ENTIRELY TOO LONG. You’re left wondering WHY you didn’t come up with a better […]
Here we are at another glorious weekend, inching ever closer to the end of the year. Getting super close, if you will, to the ASS of the year. To the sweet, delicious booty of 2014. To celebrate the last few weeks of the year, we’re gonna start sharing more of our FAVORITE Instagram hotties MORE […]
This is might be the saddest, most unsexy, depressing thing we’ve ever seen. We advise watching it, then immediately cleansing your palette with any of THESE POSTS. You’ll feel a lot better about getting booty – and never EVER getting in a relationship (unless it’s one from OBC).
Sometimes you see a booty on Instagram and you think, that CAN’T be real. That just DOESN’T happen in nature. What a FAKER. But then also in the back of your head, you are begging the heavens that it IS REAL, and that somehow, someday you get the opportunity to bury your head like a […]
