It’s Monday. You’re probably exhausted and already counting down the days before the three-day weekend. You don’t have the energy for thoughts, let alone words. Just watch this video, and then consider for a moment whether $25 is a reasonable price for the most embarrassing (but also potentially awesome) purchase you might ever make. (Unless […]
I can honestly say, as far as I can remember, I’ve never used the abbreviation “SMDH,” or “shaking my damn head.” I mean, there is a lot of stupid shit on the internet, from hilariously dumb memes to weird-ass products that I can’t picture anyone ever buying ever. However, when I came across this BuzzFeed […]
A friend of mine returned from Brazil last night after spending the last week watching World Cup games – including one US game IN PERSON, that lucky sonofabitch. I asked him how the booty was in a country known for producing women like this, and he could only shake his head and say he’d “be […]
Happy Wednesday! We’re always stoked when Wednesday rolls around. Yes, it’s awesome that we’re halfway through the week. And yeah, it’s nice that the pizza place down the street has a slice and a beer for $5 so I can decimate my diet on a budget. But mainly, we love Wednesdays because instead of talking […]
Obviously, we’re always pro-casual sex. In our experience, when done safely and smartly, booty calls and friends with benefits relationships are fun, sexy (obviously), and a great way to engage in the human experience without having to tie yourself down in a long-term relationship. Of course, this may not be the case for everyone, and […]
If you’re like me, your Monday morning is feeling especially empty today. It’s like a piece of your heart is missing, or like you ate a giant burrito at 11pm and now for some reason are MORE hungry than if you’d skipped dinner altogether (what’s UP with that?). Why would I feel empty this Monday […]
You may remember a few years ago when this gorgeous law-breaker’s mugshot went viral – guys around the world created memes declaring their love for the blue-eyed, pouty lipped stunner. Yesterday, though, a new mugshot hit the web and this time, it’s fo’ da ladies. Meet multiple felon and currently jailed sexpot, Jeremy Meeks: […]
We’ll be the first to admit that gettin’ down and dirty in the workplace can be ultra-fun, super exciting, and ÜBER sexy. However, that is assuming your office is a private room, without cameras, and it’s after hours. Like, an actual office at 6pm. Or the walk-in freezer of a restaurant once it’s closed. Or […]
There are certain animals that make me very grateful that human sex is pretty normal (unless, you know, youlike it abnormal). Like for example those dolphins that go on murder rampages when they’re in a dry spell. Or those bugs that bone for almost 3 days straight. That just sounds painful. However, sometimes you hear about animals […]
Despite the fact that most Americans know about as much about soccer as they do about The Council of Trent, people are going NUTS over the World Cup – and we can’t blame them! As boring as the game may be (I mean, come on, yesterday TWO GAMES TIED), it’s exciting to watch the screaming […]
