Obviously, we’re always pro-casual sex. In our experience, when done safely and smartly, booty calls and friends with benefits relationships are fun, sexy (obviously), and a great way to engage in the human experience without having to tie yourself down in a long-term relationship. Of course, this may not be the case for everyone, and […]
If you’re like me, your Monday morning is feeling especially empty today. It’s like a piece of your heart is missing, or like you ate a giant burrito at 11pm and now for some reason are MORE hungry than if you’d skipped dinner altogether (what’s UP with that?). Why would I feel empty this Monday […]
You may remember a few years ago when this gorgeous law-breaker’s mugshot went viral – guys around the world created memes declaring their love for the blue-eyed, pouty lipped stunner. Yesterday, though, a new mugshot hit the web and this time, it’s fo’ da ladies. Meet multiple felon and currently jailed sexpot, Jeremy Meeks: […]
We’ll be the first to admit that gettin’ down and dirty in the workplace can be ultra-fun, super exciting, and ÜBER sexy. However, that is assuming your office is a private room, without cameras, and it’s after hours. Like, an actual office at 6pm. Or the walk-in freezer of a restaurant once it’s closed. Or […]
There are certain animals that make me very grateful that human sex is pretty normal (unless, you know, youlike it abnormal). Like for example those dolphins that go on murder rampages when they’re in a dry spell. Or those bugs that bone for almost 3 days straight. That just sounds painful. However, sometimes you hear about animals […]
Despite the fact that most Americans know about as much about soccer as they do about The Council of Trent, people are going NUTS over the World Cup – and we can’t blame them! As boring as the game may be (I mean, come on, yesterday TWO GAMES TIED), it’s exciting to watch the screaming […]
From what I’ve heard, the US basically has no chance to win the World Cup. However, that didn’t make it any less exciting when they beat Ghana yesterday 2 – 1 with a last minute goal by John Brooks Jr. This news report, from a local news station in Portland, Oregon, captured the spirit of […]
Obviously, a company called OnlineBootyCall is anti-slut-shaming. The thought of giving shit to someone for having a healthy casual sex life doesn’t make any sense to us! Usually, we see slut-shaming occur between women, because apparently some ladies are still stuck believing the old-fashioned idea that sex outside of a long-term relationship makes you less […]
The World Cup started yesterday, and we were super excited to catch a glimpse of the first game – host team Brazil vs Croatia. However, our excitement turned to fear and shock when Brazilian Marcelo Vieira da Silva Júnior accidentally booted in the first goal of the World Cup – to score for Croatia. The look […]
There’s a guy in my neighborhood who walks his Pomeranian around in a stroller. At first I thought maybe the poor pup was injured, but he takes the dog out once they arrive to his house and the dog sprints to the door, just as spry as can be. This guy also sits his dog […]
