According to a new article on CNN, Silicon Valley is alive with the sound of HOOKERS GETTIN’ BANGED by techie clients. As the Bay Area fills up with young, smart, well-paid singles with no time for dating, the region’s sex workers are raking in the dough by filling time slots (and other slots) with Silicon Valley execs.

However, it’s not all fun and blow jobs, as we learned from the recent news that a prostitute injected a lethal dose of heroin into a Google exec while on his yacht, stepped over this body to finish her glass of wine, and then left him to die. YIKES.

Maxine Holloway, the interviewed call girl in the above video, wants to assure potential clients that this is not a common issue in the sex industry, but we at OBC want to shout out to all tech gurus who are too busy to find a date – you’re not too busy for OBC! Sign up today and you could find the one-night stand or booty call you’ve always dreamed of – and for a whole hell of a lot less than a high-profile hooker!