I remember the day birth control became free. I went to pick up my supply, ten dolla bill in hand, and they just handed it to me. I was like, HELL YES I’LL BUY SOME CANDY! (If any conservatives are reading this, that was a joke. It went directly into my stock portfolio). I imagine […]
Bravo is known for reality TV, and talk shows interviewing the stars of the aforementioned reality TV. It was only a matter of time before they added online dating into their repertoire of cat fights and restaurant staff fights and house-flipping flights, right? Enter Online Dating Rituals of the American Male, which tells the stories of singles […]
Ever heard of BirchBox? It’s a company that sends you monthly boxes of lifestyle samples like makeup and hair products. I tried it once and wasn’t a fan – ten bucks a month seems like nothing until you realize they’re sending you a volumizing shampoo when you specifically mentioned in the questionnaire that you have […]
Southern California weathered a pretty insane storm last week (no kidding, it rained for like, ALMOST 2 whole days. We almost died, but faith helped us through), so we’re happy to have our 70 degree March back today. Not only was it rough to have to stay inside all weekend (we no drive when skywater […]
No, not that kind of green condom. This one is slightly less terrible. Anyway, let’s back it up. Happy Monday! Did you watch the Oscars last night? I did, although it was an incredibly painful, awkward sh*tshow of Samsung advertisements and uncomfortable jokes. I TRIED to find SOMETHING worth posting, a video or a picture […]
It’s Friday Friday Friday! Here in San Diego, our freakishly dry and warm summer has finally broken with a nice burst of rain, and we’re all trying to figure out what the HAYL we’re gonna do this weekend when we can’t lay out in the sun with a mimosa. Luckily, the Oscars are this weekend, […]
It’s been nearly a year since the last time we examined a terrible condom idea, so it makes sense that today we’d come across the news that another company has taken condoms – which are supposed to be SEEN and not TASTED, and made them taste like something terrible. In this case: Marijuana. Everyone say […]
When it’s possible to watch porn videos that star a guy in a lizard suit banging a chick in a Lisa Simpson costume (and based on yesterday’s post, I’m guessing it is), it’s hard to determine what is and isn’t porn. Or for that matter, who is and isn’t a porn star. For example, I […]
This weekend while hanging out with friends, the topic of porn sites came up. We were, shall I say, somewhat intoxicated, and someone had the brilliant idea to have the whole group (6 of us) yell their favorite porn site at once (yeah, I know, it sounds really lame in retrospect). Needless to say, each […]
Oh wait, let’s rewind. Sorry, it’s Monday. First off, would you ever have a threesome with a stranger(s), period? Well, if you’re down for a no-strings-attached menage-a-trois, then you should probably start following the progress of a new app called 3nder (contender for the worst app name ever?), which promises to set up curious singles […]
