Well hey there, Hump Day! You just snuck up on us, didn’t you? We’ve noticed that there were a ton of “St. Patrick’s Day Hotties” posts all over the web this week, which we were totally down for, but when we scrolled through the pages and pages of Paddy’s-themed sexies, we were kinda appalled at […]
Boy oh boy, this has been a week of making terrible sex-location decisions! First there was the realtors treating the empty home as their sexcapade destination, and now this: According to NY Daily News, a tenant rented a house through the app AirBnB, and then proceeded to host a “BBW Panty Raid party,” ransacking the […]
A lot of times during intercourse (ugh, what a terrible word), women get the short end of the stick (no pun intended). It’s usually much more difficult for them to finish, and there’s a large percentage of the male population that doesn’t understand that you can’t just, well, STICK IT IN. Foreplay is a necessity, […]
There’s got to be a little fun knockin’ boots in a completely empty house. That’s why in movies when couples move into their new home they end up having some candle-lit romantic love-making sesh to “break it in.” The odds of finding yourself in a totally free-of-furniture pad with a random fling, though, are probably […]
Now that the time has changed, we’re starting to gear up for spring. Meaning it’s time to stop cramming leftover Christmas candy in our mouths, and time to switch from heavy beers and red wine to vodka sodas to try and cut some calories and drop a few winter L-Bs. Apparently, though, our Hump Day […]
We don’t usually do child celebrity gossip on BCU. We’re all adults here – adult who don’t need to read the comings and goings of people who were handed celebrity wealth and stardom before they could legally operate a motor vehicle – so why would we care what Suri Cruise was wearing or who dropped […]
I remember the day birth control became free. I went to pick up my supply, ten dolla bill in hand, and they just handed it to me. I was like, HELL YES I’LL BUY SOME CANDY! (If any conservatives are reading this, that was a joke. It went directly into my stock portfolio). I imagine […]
Bravo is known for reality TV, and talk shows interviewing the stars of the aforementioned reality TV. It was only a matter of time before they added online dating into their repertoire of cat fights and restaurant staff fights and house-flipping flights, right? Enter Online Dating Rituals of the American Male, which tells the stories of singles […]
Ever heard of BirchBox? It’s a company that sends you monthly boxes of lifestyle samples like makeup and hair products. I tried it once and wasn’t a fan – ten bucks a month seems like nothing until you realize they’re sending you a volumizing shampoo when you specifically mentioned in the questionnaire that you have […]
Southern California weathered a pretty insane storm last week (no kidding, it rained for like, ALMOST 2 whole days. We almost died, but faith helped us through), so we’re happy to have our 70 degree March back today. Not only was it rough to have to stay inside all weekend (we no drive when skywater […]
