50 Cent Threw Out A First Pitch at a Cubs Game
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TI Tried to Brawl with Floyd Mayweather Jr.
A long weekend is always a double-edged sword. On one hand, it’s awesome that you basically have two Saturdays. On the other hand, too much time partying and not getting enough sleep and drinking too many Bud Light Lime-a-ritas often leads us to make bad decisions, like getting a Chinese symbol tattoo on your lower […]
Too Much Porn Could Give You ED
TGIFBTDW, EVERYONE! What’s that? You don’t know what TGIFBTDW means? Oh, well, it’s Thank God It’s the Friday Before a Three Day Weekend, OBVS. We’re gearing up for an extra-long weekend partying, seeing friends, and kicking off another summer as the world’s #1 casual dating site. What’s on your agenda? Hitting the club? Having a […]
Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM, Picnic Bench
One of my favorite things in journalism is that to save space, headlines often omit the word “and” and put a comma or semi-colon in its place. For example, the headline above. Somehow “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM and Picnic Bench” just isn’t as funny as “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex […]
Hump Day Hottie: Ebony Mamaa (NSFW)
Welcome to Wednesday, the sexiest day of the week. We combed to the edges of the earth (okay, to the edges of Twitter) to find this week’s Hump Day Hottie – a self-described “ThickAss Lady. Team #Bigass #Bisexual #Bosslady.” We’re down with ALL OF THAT, and we figured you would be too – so everyone […]
Woman Sues Georgia City for Anti-Sex Toy Law
Ugh. Monday. We’re slowly dusting off the weekend and getting back into the groove of the work week, how about you? One way we like to jump start the week is with a little dose of self-love. You know, like greasing the pipe, or slamming the clam, maybe with the assistance of a little battery-powered […]
Some People Are Wired to Want More Sex
It’s Friday! Here in San Diego we’re just glad we made it through the week without melting from the sun or burning from the wildfires, how are you? We’re sending you off on this fine afternoon with an interesting story about how your brain may be wiring you to be turned on by anything with […]
Danish Voting Cartoon Rife With Sex and Violence – NSFW
Well, San Diego is on fire again, so we’re spending the day keeping our fingers crossed that the brave firefighters in our city can take down the NINE WILDFIRES that sprung up yesterday, charring over 9,000 acres and forcing over 20,000 people form their homes. Please keep our normally calm and laid back city in […]
Hump Day Hottie: Irene the Dream
Oh DAMNIT, we totally forgot to share a Hump Day Hottie last week! What were we THINKING? (Answer: wahhhh we’re hungry and sleepy and it’s hot and I don’t wanna don’t make me) To make up for our horrendous lapse in judgement last week, we’re sharing with you one of the hottest Hump Day Hotties […]
French Singles Have Sex First, Date Later
We knew that Scandinavians were a lot smarter at sex then us prudey Americans. However, we didn’t know that the French too have a fantastic dating mantra that we wish would catch on in the States: sex first, dating later! In an interview with the New York Post, French GQ Columnist Maïa Mazaurette discusses the differences […]