You know how sometimes you’re at work, and you’re like “ugh, I wish I wasn’t here, I wish I was off gettin’ booty somewhere”? Well, one Florida cop decided to stop wishing and start making it happen. Sadly, his tryst was pretty damn illegal. Via Philly.com: Former Ocoee Officer Shaun Whiting reportedly met a woman […]
Time for our very first NO DUH moment of the year, we bring you reports from a new study claiming that rich people have better sex us average folk. The Barcelona Public Health Agency study (via NY Daily News and Jezebel) surveyed 9,850 Spaniards in 2009 and seems to have “found a correlation between socioeconomic […]
Speaking of smart people going at it, it turns out your sex life could affect your intelligence! That’s right… all that boot-knockin’ does more than giving you a dose of natural botox and helping you burn a few extra calories. It can also make you smarter! Via Glamour: According to new research, sexual activity can […]
In 2014, one of our goals was to share less well-known, A-list celebs for our Hump Day Hotties, and start awarding some of the sexy girl-next-doors (or Twitterers-next-server-over) to get a little booty-publicity. What we’ve noticed, though, is that so many of these hotties are MYSTERIES – no known name, no known alias, just a […]
You might think of university English professors as uptight, no-fun, sexually-straight-laced nerds, but it turns out even THEY are down with a little no-strings-attached nookie when the time is right! According to Gawker, a recent MLA (Modern Language Association) convention in Chicago inspired some rather steamy Craigslist ads, in which horny English professors requested one-night […]
How are you feeling this Monday? Good? Great? Terrible because your NFL team has been booted from the championships? Well, we’re about to make you feel worse about your life. Because not only are you back to work on a Monday like a schmuck, but your job ALSO probably isn’t to get interviewed while a […]
Didja notice we totally spaced on our Hump Day Hottie post? Don’t blame us. Blame the guy that tried to f*ck a drink cart. He messed with our brains. This morning though, we realized that CRAP, we didn’t give you your mid-week dose of sexy, so we decided to instead kick off your weekend with […]
Did your vajay or peen just clench up in terror reading that headline? Mine did typing it. Let’s read it again: According to a new report by BBC Health Check, PENISES CAN IN FACT GET STUCK IN VAGINAS, though a horrible condition called Penis Captivus. From BBC Health Check, via io9: Dr. John Dean, Clinical […]
Yesterday, we shared our 2014 New Years Booty Resolutions. We thought we had the whole span covered, from expanding your horizons to utilizing OBC as your hook-up portal of choice. But then this morning I woke up and saw this story on Metro mag and realized NOPE, there is one more resolution to add to […]
We know, we know. It’s the 7th of January and we haven’t given any booty resolutions! But come on, when holidays fall in the middle of the week it just musses everythang up. Down is up, left is right, Monday feels like Friday and I’m already tired. But HERE WE ARE, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, […]
