Oh wait, let’s rewind. Sorry, it’s Monday. First off, would you ever have a threesome with a stranger(s), period? Well, if you’re down for a no-strings-attached menage-a-trois, then you should probably start following the progress of a new app called 3nder (contender for the worst app name ever?), which promises to set up curious singles […]
Ugh, I hate to give ANY Real Housewife credit for ANYTHING, but Brandi Glanville (who might actually be the worst of ALL OF THEM) wins one iota of respect from us for studying up on the OBC Booty Call Commandments. Via Radar Online: She explained, “There are three rules for a booty call: One is […]
When the door is closing and the clothes are coming off, what kind of time do you have to get ‘er done? Would you prefer a quickie in every sense of the word, so you can be couch-bound and watching Family Guy before the second hand makes a full revolution? Or do you prefer a […]
OKAY LOOK. I tried to promise myself I would never feature Kate Upton as a Hump Day Hottie again. It’s like giving another World Series win to the Yankees. WE GET IT, THEY’RE GOOD. And WE GET IT, KATE UPTONS TITTIES ARE MAGNIFICENT. But when this video popped up on my feed yesterday, I broke down and […]
The Winter Olympics are in full swing, and though I have watched less than 10 minutes of the whole event (not including that train wreck of an opening ceremony), I’ve read recaps online and enjoyed seeing photos of people winning gold medals – a feeling I bet is unrivaled in the universe. However, after reading […]
Technically, we have featured Miss Salpa as our Hump Day Hottie before. Does that make her a celebrity? Meh, we don’t think so, because I still can’t name a single TV show she’s on off the top of my head (edit: looked it up – Celebrity Big Brother. Still doesn’t count.). However, in celebration of […]
Why, HELLO, OLD FRIEND! It’s been quite a long time (3 months and three days, but who’s counting?) since we had a TestiMOANial Tuesday. And why? Well, if we’re totally honest, it’s because NO ONE IS LEAVING! Seriously! Every week since october 8, 2013, we’ve checked to see if there are new members falling in […]
This week, we’ll be doing a series of Valentine’s Day-themed posts to celebrate the most wonderful, romantic, heart-warming holiday of the y-HAHAHAHHA OH GOD JUST KIDDING. Valentine’s Day, as we all know, is a marketing-ploy for the mylar balloon and polyester stuffed-animal industry. So we’ll be picking it apart this week, starting with this survey […]
The 2014 Winter Olympics are just beginning today in Sochi, Russia. People are talking about a lot of things, like the rampant homophobia and effed up toilets and half-furnished hotels and disgusting water and depressing amount of stray dogs, but our favorite product of the whole event is Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Olympic-themed sex article, which (as […]
Happy Friday! As winter drags most of America into some sort of 2014 Ice Age, we at OBC have started day dreaming about flying south for the rest of the season (even though San Diego’s still hovering around 60 degrees). Maui, Cancun, Aruba, Bali – any of these places are sure to be less bone-chilling […]
