Now that Halloween is over, there is basically no excuse for ladies to get into muy scandloso outfits anymore. BUMMER! I mean, I understand, it’s cold and your diet mostly consists of apple pie and tri-tip during these months, but STILL. “GIVE US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH,” I yell at the computer every week. And […]
For some of us (a lot of us), this new age of technology and instant gratification makes it extra difficult to feel genuine excitement about things. I mean, it takes less than 24 hours for my Amazon purchases to get to my house. I can watch an entire season of a great TV show, without […]
After a three day weekend relaxing, eating, drinking, and sleeping in until 12, today I’m working hard to be very productive and active, except just kidding I’m still in sweatpants on the couch eating cereal out of a Tupperware because I don’t feel like doing dishes. And what makes it worse is this video from […]
It’s a long weekend for your blogger truly – I’ll be taking the afternoon and Monday off for MUH BIRFDAY – but let’s kick off said the weekend, as usual, with SEXY SEXY ADVICE and a REMINDER TO KEEP ENTERING OBC’S MILLION DOLLAR SWEEPSTAKES! This week: top 5 ways to make November sexy! 1. Keep […]
Is it just me or is it the slowest week ever?! Maybe it’s because it’s getting colder? Maybe it’s because it’s my birthday this weekend (no big) (huge big) (wish me a happy birthday in the comments plz)? I don’t know, all I know is I woke up this morning in a BUMMER mood. AND […]
AAAHHHHH! It’s Halloween! It’s kind of a weird one, being on a Thursday, right? Most people celebrated last week, and probably no one is going to take the day off work tomorrow, so there’s no getting sloshed on Brain Shooters tonight (or there is if you’re good at being hungover, and if so SCREW YOU!). […]
Halloween is tomorrow, are you going out? Dressing up? Sitting at home and yelling at children to get off your lawn? Either way, you’ll love this week’s Hump Day Hottie – the chickadee who was spotted schmooching Miley Cyrus’ ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth a few weeks ago. Check out the sexy Latina actress in a super-hot […]
Yep. That’s basically the whole story. CBizzle is in rehab. Apparently after he got out of jail for allegedly calling someone a gay slur and then punching them in the face, his team was like “nuh uh. No more. You SUCK and EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE YOU,” and so they wrapped him up in […]
Justin Timberlake released a new single this week called TKO, and now we get to take a look at the video, which feature’s Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough. It is like, part hot, and part um… terrifying? Like she drags him behind a truck and then throws him off a cliff? I mean, YIKES, right? […]
Last week, while we were busy slamming computers on our desks a la Derek Zoolander, some interesting little tidbits about celebrity marriages were gracing the gossip sites and we were SO SAD we couldn’t comment on them. Now that we have a moment, can we say AHHHHHH!!!!!! In case you too were away from the […]
