Welp, apparently today is opposite day. So, good evening, it’s Monday, and we hate casual sex. In opposite day news, a man claims he’s divorcing his wife because her “excessive and insatiable desire” for sex was just too much for him. Via HuffPo: According to The Times Of India, the sex-fatigued husband first approached the court […]
It’s been a while since we’ve talked about the hundreds of reasons why young singles should wait to get married instead of rushing into long-term, legally-binding relationships. Reasons like people live longer now and birth control methods might make you cling to Mr. Wrong. We were reminded of our stance on marriage today when we […]
Reason #19,981 not to get married: a new law might be enacted that would make it ILLEGAL to have sex while in the midst of a divorce. Yep – despite being one of the most stressful situations an adult can experience, certain lawmakers of America want to make divorce even worse by denying you one […]
Happy Monday! We hope you had a great first weekend of the year! Hopefully you’ve already enjoyed your first hook-up of 2014, but if not we’ll be back tomorrow to share with you our New Years Booty resolutions. Today, though, we’re starting off with something that we often joke about, but that in reality is […]
We talk smack on marriage sometimes. What can we say? We like us some casual dating, guiltless hookups, and the freedom to do what we want, when we want… and marriage, well… doesn’t really jive with those things. So we’re back this month with some top #ReasonsNotToGetMarried, and thought we’d start off with a doozy: […]
Reason #24,889 not to get married: you might accidentally hire THESE two as your wedding band.
oh look, the elusive $5 million wedding in the wild! What have we learned about marriage this year? We learned that young marriages are on the decline. We found out some guys hate their wives so much, they concoct elaborate plans to kill them. Oh, here’s a good one – we know that you can […]
HELLO, EVERYONE, and welcome to our very first edition of “GOOD CHOICE, BAD CHOICE.” This week – HOW TO END AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE. This morning, we met our contestant for “GOOD CHOICE” – Stewart Rahr and his method: getting a divorce, then having an orgy with three women in the back of a limo and […]
Technology is great, isn’t it? Arguing about who sang Desperado? Google it. Need to know when the next bus arrives? BAM, there’s an app for that. Want a pizza but don’t feel like communicating with another human being? Order that pie online, it’ll be there in 45 minutes. Wanna find a sexy booty call for […]
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring another four years with a Democrat as Commander in Chief. Fine, whatever, it was expected. Especially for people who believe he is a Kenyan Muslim who wants to take away everyone’s guns and let men marry Popsicle sticks […]
