What is this commercial saying? That a mascara-sized penis is impressive? That a man giving a woman mascara is like sex? That Vinny from Jersey Shore is attractive? Because all of those things are WRONG.
If you accidentally read that subject line as “RUSSELL Simmons,” you are about to be REALLY bummed out. But if you read it correctly, as RICHARD SIMMONS, Goddess of the early 80s workout video, ultimate wearer of short shorts, afro-y tanned messiah to all women over 50, then prepare your anus because this might be […]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (The caption from the source reads, “Madonna shows off her rather distinctive grills as she visits the Rome branch of her Hard Candy fitness studio empire on Wednesday” but we think that AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is more accurate.)
It’s 2013. We have talked about booty calls and casual dating and “hookup culture” more times than we can count! And now, after all that, it turns out that all the studies might have been wrong, and people are just hooking up the same amount as they always have! Via The Guardian: “However, the very […]
So, remember that whole karma thing we talked about earlier this week? Well it appears as though the ugly beast may have decided to pay a visit to Miss Sydney Leathers, Queen of the Fame Whores (if you remember, she’s the one using her affair with a politician to get famous). According to Gawker, during […]
Damn, these South Korean girls are friggin’ superwomen! First we had that rhythmic gymnast (who made Carly Rae Jepson’s pitch even more embarrassing), and now we have Tae Mi, a Korean actress/taekwondoist whose first pitch is cooler and more exciting than an entire game of baseball. What I’m saying is baseball is boring.
So, did you guys know Toni Braxton is still performing concerts? I sure as hell didn’t. Sure, I sang “Unbreak My Heart” at the top of my lungs in the shower every morning of 1996, but since then I haven’t really heard anything from the 90s R&B crooner. Unlike Avril, though, TB’s not only got […]
a cropped version of the viral picture, minus the child pornography part. In case you didn’t know, OBC is totally down with gettin’ booty in public. We’ve talked about it a bunch, like where you should do it, and where you shouldn’t (either because it’s gross or because you might DIE), and even how to […]
Oh, Avril. I’m pretty sure that when the 28-year-old Canadian made her first single, Complicated, she didn’t know what a joke she’d be to the majority of America. People laughed at her pseudo-punk attire and attempts at looking “tough.” Then she came out with Sk8r Boi, and it was over. Any punk cred she had […]
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