Via the seller’s site: “We’re famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex. Guys wear our “lap dance pants” in place of their underwear when they’re getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers: “Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down.” “Imagine a pair […]
There were a lot of hotties out and about this past week, but no one comes EVEN CLOSE to pro-surfer Anastasia Ashley, who was caught TWERKIN’ as a warm up before a big surf competition. Unlike Miley, whose twerking looks, well, a little silly, Anastasia has got the moves, the outfit, and the ass – […]
As you all know, I am not a fan of fame whores. Whether they’re men or women, any person who knowingly takes advantage of their connection to a celebrity just to gain fame and fortune is a straight up FAILURE AT LIFE in my book. Currently, one of the most fame-whorey of fame-whores is Sydney […]
The best part of this whole thing? The press release (via Videogum) “I’ve worked with some very talented artists and thought – I think it’s about time I work with the Bee,” Nelly said of the collaboration. “I love the sweet taste of Honey Nut Cheerios and Buzz’s sweet sound on this track. When I […]
Fame whores are just THE WORST. Okay, okay, I take that back. Child trafficking, the Sandy Hook shooting, and North Korean prison camps are slightly worse. But juuuuust below those three are fame whores. People who use their relationships with famous people to make themselves famous, by whatever means necessary. Myla Sinanaj, the rebound girlfriend […]
Speaking of myoosic that peeps gettin’ mad at, Miley Cyrus is in the news today for an angry Twitter outburst last night. Apparently, she uploaded a clip of her dancing along to her verse in the French Montana song “Ain’t Worried About Nothin”, and most of the reactions we’re, how-you-say, “NOT POSITIVE.” Lots of people […]
I’m not even a TOTAL old, but I’m definitely above the age-bracket that most pop/R&B songs are geared towards. One Direction, Justin Bieber, and whoever-the-hell Lil Twist is all make music that is kinda unbearable to my 25+ year old eardrums. But at the same time, I don’t really understand the hate around songs that […]
While I was in the forest, sans internet last week, Lady Gaga stripped down to nothin’ to help fund some weird Kickstarter . I don’t know THAT much about camping, but I’m pretty sure standing in a lake with conical eyeglasses isn’t generally part of it. Getting naked in a cabin whilst spooning a giant […]
Welcome back! After a week of dating advice for the digital world, you’re probably seriously missing the weird and the WTF that BCU loves to touch on. So say HAPPY MONDAY with this new video by Mumford and Sons, that looks at first glance like just another typical indie vid. But turns out to be […]
Happy Friday from OBC! Your blogger is currently on her way to a week-long vacation in the mountains, away from wi-fi and Tweeting and celebrity gossip. Terrible, I KNOW. However, we’re not leaving you out to dry – we’ll be stopping in each day with a dating advice post to help all of our loyal […]
